"You think you're the first person I dealt with who woke up in bed with a dead body?"
"This is so fucking great," says David Nevins as he watches Jon Voight, 73, dance topless with a hooker amid a cloud of marijuana smoke. It is mid-March, and Showtime's president of entertainment is sharing dailies on his iPad from his Ray Donovan pilot, a Liev Schreiber-led drama about a fixer with his own demons. Minutes earlier, Nevins had been making his way around the Malibu set with the kind of excitement of a budding actor getting his break. Schreiber had just completed a scene in which he breaks the hand of another man, one of many windows into his character's complexities, and now a fully clothed Elliott Gould is standing knee deep in the Pacific as his character unravels in the wake of his wife's death.
As costumers, dialect coaches and a sizable crew scurry about the beachfront property on day seven of a 15-day shoot, Nevins keeps his distance from the cameras to avoid falling back into producer mode. With those around him inching down the cliff to capture the beach scene, he grins widely from his perch above the California coastline, confident the drama fits his mandate- masculinity, contemporariness and in-your-face sexual content- for Showtime, or "the inappropriate network," as his young children with wife Andrea Blaugrund, a filmmaker, have come to know it.
"Ray Donovan has all of these different shades of men in transition, which is why I like to say it feels like Passages for men," Nevin said, referencing Gail Sheehy's book about adult life stages as he waxes on about the modern-day Los Angeles pilot, featuring Schreiber, Voight and Gould's characters at significant turning points in their own adult lives. "It's so interesting to me that it is written by a woman [Southland's Ann Biderman] who really seems to understand male psychology with a depth." By early June, the show had received a 12-episode order for debut in 2013. According to Nevins, the series, in its own way, broadens the network's brand by offering "a deep and broad show with an incredible cast going 6 and 7 actors deep that has the makings of a great pay cable drama that is gripping, complicated and I think extremely watchable." So, who or what is Ray Donovan? Promising 'a novelistic look' at the contemporary sprawling mecca of the rich and famous, the titular character (Schreiber) is a professional trouble-shooter who is regularly called on to solve the complicated, confidential and controversial problems of L.A.’s elite; like dead hookers or action heroes getting busted while coked out of their mind and attempting to couple with inanimate objects. He's the guy that keeps people's names out of the papers, pays off those who need to be payed off, and generally tries to keep the world from noticing the thick sheen of filth under Hollywood's glitz and glamour. Unfortunately, his knack for problem-solving doesn't extend to sorting out his own dysfunctional family. As we see when his father, played by Jon Voight, is unexpectedly released from prison, setting off a chain of events that shakes the Donovan family to its core.
"Ray does the dirty work for the city’s top power players," summarises Nevins. "He’s the guy they go to to make their problems disappear." The only issues he seemingly can't make disappear are the ones created by his damaged "Southie" family back in Boston. "It is a hard-hitting crime drama," agrees Nevins, but also a disturbing family drama." To that end, the series’ all-star cast also includes Paula Malcomson (Deadwood) in the role of Ray’s wife, Abby. Described as a "frank and honest, beautiful, and assertive woman," she is nevertheless having difficulty adjusting to the L.A. scene. She is also terrified that her husband could be cheating on her with one of his clients. Eddie Marsan (Sherlock Holmes) and Dash Mihok (I Am Legend) will play Ray’s brothers, Terry and Bunchy; the latter a toubled manic-depressive with an alcohol problem. Kerris Dorsey (Moneyball) features as Ray's daughter, Bridget.
Elsewhere, Gould plays the recurring role of Ray’s mentor and confidante, Ezra Goodman; Steven Bauer (Breaking Bad) is Avi, a partner and former Mossad agent; Peter Jacobson (House) plays a loud-mouthed and morally questionable lawyer called Lee Drexler; Johnathon Schaech (That Thing You Do!) is Sean Stevens, a major movie star with a mysterious connection to Ray's past; and Pooch Hall (The Game) plays Daryll, a boxer in training.
The fact that the siren song of pay cable has lured such big talent- many of who have traditionally stuck to the big screen- is indicative of an incredibly creative time in television thinks Nevins. This will be the first TV series job for Schreiber, for example, since a four-episode run on CSI back in 2007, in the aftermath of William Petersen's departure. "You've got the crème de la crème of great actors and great writers who are now interested in doing television," says the network chief. "Everything that we've ever done - and that I've ever done as a producer - has been script driven; these projects have never been developed for a specific actor. The idea is to get the best writer and develop a great script. Actors tend to be very smart readers. That's what gets people like Don Cheadle, Claire Daines, and Laura Linney to say yes to television. So it's a very exciting time creatively and it's where adults go for programming. Most adults get their most nourishing cultural enrichment from cable television."
Of course some adults, as Nevins instictly understands, also get their most nourishing celebrity titillation from cable television as well. If the thought of a topless John Voight doesn't float your boat, then maybe the prospect of The L Word alum Kate Moennigreturning to a gay role will pique interest. Her character, Lena, is described as "dark, intense and naturally skilled at investigative work," who "knows how to defuse a potential disasters." She also "stays calm in stressful situations"; including, as one of the opening scene of the pilot shows us, when being disturbed in bed with another woman by an office-related phone call. "I have to work," she tells her young bedroom companion, "get dressed." In addition to her run as Shane, The L Word's woman-killer, Moennig’s previous TV credits also include CBS medical drama Three Rivers, Young Americans and more recently an episode of Dexter. On the big screen, she has appeared in films such as Everybody’s Fine, The Lincoln Lawyer and the upcoming Gone, opposite Amanda Seyfried.
Adding further glamour to Ray Donovan is California native Ambyr Childers (All My Children) in the role of Ashley Rucker. She plays "an attractive, emotionally-vulnerable, and famous young rock star" who has an extremely devoted fan base. Described as having a strong crush on Donovan, she is dating an overly controlling movie studio executive when we first meet her. In fact, he is so determined to make sure that Ashley doesn't cheat on him that he hires Ray to spy on her. "Ashley might seem perfect to her fans, but she has a number of problems," reveals the casting call. "She has epilepsy and refuses to take her medicine. But her biggest problem is that she is being tracked by a possibly violent fan."
Childers is best known for the role of bratty teen Colby Chandler on All My Children; spending nearly two years on the show, exploring car theft, a pregnancy scare, and the consequences of crashing your father's yacht. It's not exactly the training one would expect to be helpful in landing a part in Paul Thomas Anderson's The Master, the director's closely guarded follow-up to There Will Be Blood, or indeed, one of Showtime's highest profile new projects. "It's so weird," says Childers, when considering her role as 'a tortured Britney Spears-type who needs plenty of fixing'. "I've been thinking about it all day. Who knew that in 2012 I would be auditioning for the dream cast or the dream director?"
* 24-years old Ambyr Childers should be topless in couple of non-sexual scenes, flirting non-stop with stoic Liev Schreiber. It will be her first nude scenes. I added "should" because while the role requires to playfully seduce Ray Donovan, Ambyr after all is married to top Hollywood producer 41-years old Randall Emmett. Possibly use that as a leverage to lame down her nude scene.
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23-years old Brazillian model Aline Weber: Matthew Brookes [s/nº Winter 2012] Aline proves beneath every spotlight-loving woman lurks a stripper waiting to be unleashed.
Did the mime commit the crime? Clive Buckle is being questioned about the murder of his wife. Interrogation brings back a slew of memories, some good, some bad...some sexy. The police are convinced he did it, they just need a weapon; but Clive's saying nothing.
The film was made for the London 48 Hour Film Project, 2010. We funded it entirely ourselves, hence why we have included the little 'Tip Jar' button... don't feel you have to though, we won't go hungry or anything. However, if you laughed, it's a £1,000 minimum. For more info on The Girl Is Mime, click this bitch: thegirlismime.co.uk Also, why not check out the 'Making of' by the brilliant Sam Sapin, here: vimeo.com/19741170 Double also, why not check out the band who composed the film's brilliant soundtrack: themiserablerich.com
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Josh Brolin Says Spike Lee's 'Oldboy' Will Be "Brilliant," Was “Blown Away” By Elizabeth Olsen and DP Sean Bobbit
by Charlie Schmidlin
Building steadily for the past year, assembling a stellar cast including Elizabeth Olsen, Sharlto Copley, Samuel L. Jackson and James Ransone (our of our 10 Undervalued Actors Who Deserve To Get More), production on Spike Lee's remake of Park Chan-Wook's outstanding "Oldboy" finally began in October. However, word since then has been relatively quiet, but leading man Josh Brolin has offered his take on the project and the people surrounding it.
While promoting the upcoming actioner “Gangster Squad” this past Friday, Brolin was questioned about the remake of the 2003 original, to which he confirmed his work on the film was finished, and also offered a note on his early experience. Claiming initially to “have thought, 'Uh-oh, this could be a stinker' ” due to Lee's reportedly unconventional and ultra-violent approach to the material, he nonetheless regained his confidence and support by the end of filming for the “fantastic” director, as well as a few other talents in the cast and crew. He said he was “blown away” by Elizabeth Olsen, and also singled out Sean Bobbitt, who shot Steve McQueen's “Hunger” and “Shame,” as an “unbelievable” addition to the team.
The actor also addressed the question of the faithfulness of the picture to either Chan-Wook Park's film or Garon Tsuchiya's manga, saying the movie shares similarities to the first "Oldboy" “only in its structure.” He then added, “It's more of an interpretation than it is a remake. I called Park Chan-Wook myself and I asked him, 'You know, I need your blessing in order to do this, because I won't do this without your full support.' He said, 'Absolutely, just don't do the same movie,' and we're not. I think it's going to turn out brilliant.”
If not brilliant, Brolin's intriguing hints promise at the very least another singular work from Lee, one finally made visible when FilmDistrict brings “Oldboy” to theatres on October 11, 2013.
* "Brolin said he was “blown away” by Elizabeth Olsen" - Josh you double entendre loving bastard. Will Olsen get nude as intended or it's the usual fuck-her-with-her-back-against-a-wall routine. Spike is quite talented in persuading his female leads to disrobe to some degree so I'm pretty much optimistic.
"DRAG is the best short horror film I've seen in twenty years- smart, scary, and ferocious." -- Stephen King
"DRAG" - Mark Pavia's legendary 16mm zombie short was discovered and championed by the master of horror himself, Stephen King. This is the film that landed Pavia in the writer/director's chair for Stephen King's "The Night Flier", the vampire cult classic. Shot in and around Pavia's home town of Lockport, Illinois, "DRAG" was also an early effort by Academy Award winning DP Mauro Fiore (AVATAR). Never before seen online, "DRAG" inspired a generation of young horror filmmakers and fans.
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When a group of guys get together it’s not uncommon for the topic of conversation to turn to sex. Whether it’s true stories or just some blue jokes, the conversation will naturally float into X-rated territory every now and then.
And though some pretend it’s not the case, women can be equally, if not more explicit when it comes to talking about sex. I could pull some columns from major women’s magazines that would make you swear you were reading Penthouse Forum. This is all without mentioning that 50 Shades of Pervy series that all you gals are into these days.
While boy and girls are well and fine speaking of naughty things among the same gender for some reason, when we cross paths, the topic of sex becomes a minefield of inappropriateness. Topics of conversation guys would think nothing of bringing up with each other could easily become actionable in a court of law when in the presence of a woman.
NicoNico News recently went in search of that think blue line between appropriate and not ways to approach mature subject matter in the company of mixed genders. Let’s see what they found.
After asking several young adult women how they felt about male co-workers and friends talking about sex in their presence, NicoNico found that some women felt that there are boundaries when discussing the subject. Here are some of the ways men can talk about sex in the presence of a lady without having a drink thrown in their face.
Passable Sex Talk Techniques
Euphemisms “Graphic language like naming specific body parts doesn’t fly with me. Clean up the language and I’m okay.” (27 year-old)
Sense of Humor “If they keep things light and witty then I can enjoy it.” (28 year-old)
Talk About Loved Ones “If they are trying to ask another woman for help with their wife or girlfriend, I like that.” (31 year-old)
Out Drinking “If I’m out drinking with good friends then I’m fine with things getting a little personal.” (25 year-old)
Slow Build-Up “There are stages to getting dirty. If they approach sex gradually then it’s comfortable.” (25 year-old)
These seem like reasonable requests. If you’re going to venture into questionable material in your stories or jokes make sure you do it in a witty well-paced manner. In fact I’d be happy if everyone told all their stories and jokes in that manner. But it’s not a perfect world and we’re not all Mark Twain on Ritalin. The best of us makes regrettable comments from time to time. Perhaps it’s more realistic to take a look at the lower borderline of what’s unacceptable and may earn guys a restraining order.
Prohibited Sex Talk Techniques
Conquest Stories “When guys tell stories of how they got with easy women, they think it sounds cool. It sounds pathetic to me.” (26 year-old)
Bragging “Guys endlessly talking about how good they are in bed? No thanks.” (30 year-old)
Naming Names “’**** won’t put out’ or ‘**** does this in bed’ kind of talk about specific people makes me uncomfortable.” (24 year-old)
Imitation “When a guy poorly imitates the voice of a woman other guys laugh, I just feel bad.” (26 year-old)
Interrogation “If a guy wants to go on and on about himself then fine. But if he starts pushing me for information…” (28 year-old)
Shock Talk “Guys who talk about sexual things just so they can get a reaction are disgusting.” (26 year-old)
Again, these seem like reasonable requests. I think I can go without imitating women or talking about how awesome I am in the sack. Although I do have this one move where… Ah… never mind.
On the other hand, with regards to the last point; saying shocking things can be fun sometimes. If no one ever did shocking things life would be pretty boring. Heck this website is largely built around shocking things. So how do we keep the spontaneity while not offending?
Many of the women who were interviewed by NicoNico mentioned that if the man shows respect for women in his daily life then he can get away with quite a bit of dirty talk.
Apologies for being US-centric but it’s hard to ignore Howard Stern in this matter – a man who built a hugely successful mainstream career on exactly this type of conversation. The reason that he was able to win over both men and women, gay and straight is that they could all see a good person at his core – not by what he says, but how he leads his life.
That’s really the heart of the matter. Were all people and as long as we respect each other as much as possible when it really matters, we can probably get away with any of the transgressions listed above.
KELSEY: [laughs] Anyway. You've had these really memorable roles, in both film and in TV, whether its Janis Ian in Mean Girls or smaller ones, like Sara on Freaks and Geeks or Amy on True Blood; how do you approach getting into these characters who come from such different places? Is there a bit of yourself in every one that you connect with?
CAPLAN: I try to find some similarities between myself and the characters, even if it's the tiniest thing. The True Blood character was probably the biggest departure for me, because I'm the opposite of like a vegan hippie chick. I can't, I can't even. But, in comedy roles I gravitate towards broken girls, and so I can definitely draw some real-life experience. [laughs] But I'm fixed now! I'm not longer broken, so it worked. The show I'm going to do next, Masters of Sex, is a drama and takes place in the '50s, and that is very, very unlike me, how she behaves, there's a lot of space between her and me in real life. It's about Masters and Johnson, the sex researchers in the '50s. It's their story and their research, but their actual story, I'm very curious to see if people think that we are stretching the truth because the insane stuff in our show is true. It's about them and their relationship, because they end up having this completely strange and sordid intimate relationship on top of their working relationship. It's a multilayered, just dysfunctional thing, and I think it's going to be fascinating. But, I read the book about them and where she's coming from, and we think very similarly, which is exciting. It's a different time period, a different state and all of that, but I think that her mindset and my mindset do sort of match up. It's just that my mindset is actually accepted in 2012, or more so than it was in 1956, that's for sure.
Men suck at eating pussy. Not because they don’t like it but because it’s really fucking hard. You have to learn it. Giving good head is the key to just about everything in life (including getting good head later on), so it’s time we broke it down. Like this.
The secret to giving good head is to read the signs. You could be the best sexual mechanic in the world, but if you can’t read the emotional road signs, you’re going to end up wandering around in a desolate labial wasteland until, eventually, you drop from exhaustion, hot tears of confusion streaming down your face.
Think of eating the puss as your way of saying, “Although I am about to rock your insides with 3,000 lbs. of explosives, here’s a little intimate treat session to show you how I really feel.” Instead of a screaming “OH MY GOD!!” like her baby has been trapped under a car (which is what fucking should do), cunnilingus elicits a more splendiferous “ooohmygodohmygodohmygod.” Kind of like being massaged with exotic fruits by a muscular Arab oil sheik. A good mange (that’s French for “eat,” you brutes) is like a thousand years of Saturdays or a “Calgon, take me away” ad.
Break it down!
1) Be Down Don’t go down unless you’re down. Unlike fellatio, cunnilingus can never be done as a favor. Doing it when you don’t want to will only bring on the dry heaves. Eat like a pig at the trough and a lot of stupid mistakes get forgiven.
2) Don’t Say Hi to Dry A dry pussy is an unhappy pussy. If your fingers graze a dry bush, go back to the kissing and hugging for awhile. Just make sure you actually dip your finger between the lips. Sometimes moisture gets trapped between the labia and a little fingerial coaxing is all that’s needed to get the honey dripping.
Once you’re sure the beaver is wet, give it a few light, teasing strokes with your finger. There’s nothing worse than rushing into this, so make sure she’s really begging for it before you get under the covers.
Extra tip: Be like Prince and bring up a wet finger that both of you can share like a 1950s milkshake with two straws.
Important: Don’t play your trump card too soon by putting your fingers all the way inside. This can detract from the upcoming penetration and kill the tease factor. Try to remember that 78 percent of a woman’s pleasure is about yearning. Poking it in too soon is sure to put out the fire.
3) Submarine Mission for You, Baby Once she’s lathered up, it’s time to go down. Get your fingers out of there and don’t touch anything for a bit. Let your lap do a bit of grinding and get some last-minute necking in like you’re going away on vacation.
Though it’s very tempting on your way down to pull the blankets over your head like the little mole-man that you are, this is a very bad idea. It gets super hot down there and whipping the duvet off your head and gasping for air ten seconds before she comes is pretty much going to kill the mood.
Start by kissing her boobs and stomach and slowly working your way down. Don’t get carried away with those stupid tits, though. That’s something you should have taken care of before the pants even came off. Right now it’s all about the stomach and inner thighs. A little bit of gentle biting is good, but a sure winner is to start at the knee and move towards the muff in a slow, shark-like swoop. Nibble your way right up to the edge of her cunt, then skip across it and head for the other knee. Repeat. Doing this a few times will get her really hot and save you a lot of pussy-eating time in the long run.
When you’re just about ready to do the deed, start practicing on that weird crevice next to the lips. Don’t spend too long there or she might start to think that you think that’s the actual cunt.
By now she should be dying for you to make your move. If you’re doing it right, she’ll be moaning and trying to force your head between her legs. Stretch this phase out until she looks like she’s been holding her breath for three days.
Extra trick: Hover over the bush for about five seconds before the first lick. If you wait longer than that, she might think you’re having second thoughts because it smells bad. Of course, we all know that motherfucker smells sweeter than a bowl of steamin’ crawdaddies.
Important: Never bite the cunt in any way whatsoever. If this needs more explaining you should probably just stick to jerking off.
4) Parting the Red Seas Isolate your playing field. Pubic hairs are to eating pussy what the Cavity Creeps are to dental hygiene. You’re never going to be able to identify all the parts if she looks like that PiL album That What Is Not. One hot trick is to get her to spread her lips apart so her pussy is all set up for you like a great big buffet. 5) The Grand Entrance Do your first lick super slow. It’s good to groan and moan too. It shows you’re digging it while sending microscopic audiophonic vibrations right up her snapper. Start just above the anus and take it all the way to the fur. Do about a dozen of these “St. Bernard licks” before moving on (take it really slow, like four seconds per lick). This is a good time to figure out what kind of clit she has. If it’s real sensitive, she’ll probably convulse as you pass over it and that means you’re in for an easy ride. If there’s no reaction when you graze over her clit, she probably has one of those nerveless little pea clits and you’re in for a thirty-minute session of tongue tendinitis.
6) Rock the Boat Eating pussy is so gentle it can make you feel like a bit of a fag. If you’re getting tired of being ballerina boy, take it out on the clit. Figure out how much abuse it can take without making her uncomfortable and show the little bastard who’s boss. After all, Mr. Elusive is precisely what makes muff diving so difficult. He’s surrounded by labia and, even after you find him, all the pressure can pop him over to the side. All of a sudden you’re giving the pee hole the seeing-to of its life. Think of the clit as a tumor in a pile of earlobes. When you push down on the area he’s the only one that can’t be squished. Once one of your tongue troopers finds him, call for reinforcements. Use your lips to get hers out of the way and focus all your attention into getting him alone. Once you find him, give him a bit of a hard time for trying to hide from you. Frisk him and give him a couple of whacks across the head. More on this punk and his bad attitude later. Extra important tip: The best way to stimulate the clit is to run your entire tongue over it after you isolate it from the lips. The man in the boat should feel the texture of the entire tongue pushing down on his body and his boat.
7) Identifying the Clit Type After the slow licks it’s time to get this party started. There are essentially two types of clitori: ones that enjoy a serious going-over and ones that don’t. The latter suck about as much as a one-inch penis and you should dump her right away. Extra tip: Clits come in all shapes, sizes, and sensitivities, but that doesn’t really tell you much. All of them want to be treated slow and soft at the beginning, but the only way to tell if you can go fast at the end is by reading her reactions. This is impossible to teach, but just do the best you can. All we can tell you is convulsing means take it ease and “Oh my God” means bring it on.
8a) Clits That Need a Serious Going-over These are the most fun because you can be creative. Pretend your tongue is the bad cop and the clit is the guy who killed your partner. Separate him from his buddies (the lips) and suck him right up into your mouth. Now he’s on your turf. Keep him erect by creating an airtight vacuum chamber in your mouth. Slap the little bugger upside the head with one big tongue bonk. He’s not going to tell you shit because he’s a clit and he has no idea what you’re talking about, but kick his ass anyway. After a few teasers and swirling circles, rat-a-tat-tat him senseless like a boxer whacking a speed bag. If she starts freaking out like it’s too much, ease up on the interrogation and go back to the St. Bernard licks. The vacuum is a great way to bring her to orgasm, but it’s a bit much sometimes, so mix things up with some circles around the clit and some tongue fucking.
As you’re closing in for the kill, go back to the vacuum and give the suspect a relentless head smacking. Up-and-downies are usually the most effective, but your tongue will get less tired if you throw in a few side-to-sides. When you feel the inner thighs start to shake, this is it. Be repetitive. Do NOT be creative. You’re almost home and this is not the time to start changing tactics.
Extra tip: To keep the rhythm going, try repeating a chant in your head that goes with the movement of your tongue like a Micmac Indian (hi-yi-yi-ya, hi-yi-yi-ya, hi-yi-yi-ya). Any inconsistent action may throw her off, killing the mood or at least setting you back a few minutes, which is bad for morale.
Important: Keep going several seconds after her orgasm. Remember, it isn’t over until the hands come down from above and lay you off. If she’s multiorgasmic, you’ll have to keep going until you’ve done the whole routine another four or five times. If you’re not sure what to do, just keep giving her shit until the magic hands come down to pull you off.
8b) Clits That Don’t Some clits don’t want to be singled out and battered around. These are the boring ones that need to be treated with gentle care. Just do casual St. Bernard licks until she cums, pure and simple. If you’re getting bored try going in some different directions for a while. A good way to keep it random is to spell out different letters of the alphabet with the tip of your tongue. You could be looking at half an hour here, pal, and that can be problematic. If you go for that long and she doesn’t cum, you’re going to be in a foul mood, so if it’s too much work, move on. On the bright side, going for thirty minutes is something few people have the patience for, so sticking it out will lead to some payback when period week comes around.
9) The Conclusion Once you’re done (totally finished), she’s going to want you out of there pronto because the whole area is sensitive. Instead of leaving, stick out your tongue and lay it down on her like a thick, soggy carpet. Make sure you don’t move it or anything because that can actually hurt her. Just let it sit there like a dead manta ray for about thirty seconds. Then come up and wipe your face like a pirate. You now have a good minute to get the condom on and take her from the quarters of Prince Muhammad Muhammad Saddat to the cockpit of an F-15.
EXTRA BONUS TRACKS
1) Getting Fired If two hands suddenly drop from the sky and start pulling you up, you’ve just been sacked. She’ll tell you she never cums from that anyway, but the truth is you suck at sucking. Just give her a jolly good rogering and look at the whole thing as a learning experience. Later you can ask what the problem was so you can get it right next time. If you’re really lame, you can ask for a regular play-by-play from the broadcast booth. A bit of the old “slow-down-you’re-going-too-fast–yeah-there-like-that-oh-that’s-perfect” can turn even the John Wayne Bobbitt of pussy eaters into a Doug Hart.
2) The Power Lunch Nothing keeps you in the game and makes her cum harder than a mid-fuck munch. Pulling out in the middle of the race may leave her a bit confused, but it’s a great way for all you premature ejaculators to simmer down a bit and it reminds her neglected clitoris that he’s a somebody. If, after a few seconds, she still isn’t into it, you can save face by pretending you just couldn’t resist. Give it up and get back to the boff.
Extra tip: Unless you like the taste of your own latex-covered dink, keep your mid-fuck snacking to the upper clit region and stay away from the hole.
3) The Bottom Fingers: If you are dealing with a particularly saucy vixen she may want something in her bum. A thumb gives you the best leeway, but keep in mind you are doing a raunchy thing and this should be saved until the end. Incidentally, if you’re trying to introduce a bum finger as a good thing, try eeking it in during orgasm. If it doesn’t wreck everything you could have a Pavlovian response on your hands for the rest of the relationship.
Hole: We’re not going to get into licking the actual hoop in this article because if you’re into that, you’re way too advanced for this seminar and should have graduated with a PhD in pussy years ago.
Cheeks: Bum-cheek rubbing is always good. There are over five hundred thousand nerve endings on those cheeks, so giving them a good squeeze or a slap while you lick the pussy will get you instant results.
4) The Double Whammy Though some idiots say it takes away from when you actually put in the dink, simultaneous fingering is a great way to totally blow her mind. Think of it as the crack cocaine of cunnilingus.
5) Being Knackered Tongue exhaustion is the number-one cause of abandoned manging, but there are many ways to avoid it. Like we said, using your tongue as an inanimate object is a great way to give it a rest. Stick it out as far as it can go and tense it. Then bite into it with your teeth and move it around the cunt using your neck muscles. Another solution is simply to use your fingers on the clit while you give your mouth a rest.
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'Boardwalk Empire' star Paz de la Huerta tells Playboy: 'I celebrate nudity every day'
FoxNews.com
'Boardwalk Empire' star Paz de la Huerta is not just any Playboy model. She says for her, posing nude is art form.
“I feel that when people hire me they know it’s going to be a collaboration and that they hire me for what I give on all sorts of levels, from my movement to the emotion I bring to the project, the passion, all of it," she tells Playboy in its January/February double issue, on sale Dec. 18.
De la Huerta, 28, was photographed for the men's magazine by Mario Sorrenti, for whom she says she has posed before.
“I did my first nude shoot with Mario when I was 17. He made me feel beautiful, and I really feel it was on that shoot that I overcame my fear of being naked," she said. "Mario is such an artist. He has taken photographs of me in which my body looks like a sculpture.”
De la Huerta, who plays Steve Buscemi’s crazy girlfriend on the HBO hit, says she and Sorenti were trying to go natural with her au naturale shoot.
"We did the photos with no makeup, and we both wanted them to have a very natural feeling," she said. "It was more about bringing out a part of myself that has not really been shown to the public.”
And its a side of her she says she's quite comfortable with.
"I celebrate nudity every day," she says. "It’s our first wardrobe."
This is true.
* I'm not taken with her which is my gentle way of saying Paz is plain face-wise but I really admire her bravery to go nude in almost all the flicks and mags she been featured in. Wish all the actresses have the same laissez-faire approach to nudity. But like I asserted before - this decade will be the golden age of on-screen nudity. With the start of 2013 and by mid-2016, I expect nudity by first-timers to increase to an incredible 90% which means 9 out of 10 newcomers will go on to do nude scenes within couple of years. By 2020, nudity will be part of requirement to be an actress in mainstream movies and cable shows just like fashion modeling. Ratings will be less stringent for movies with graphic sexual content and banning any films with over the top violent subject-matter. Hopefully we will reduce our maddening dependency on celebrating and portraying violence in movies by end of the decade. Instead we will be more open to realistic depiction of love scenes (real penetration and fellatio) and worthwhile nudity. Sexual liberation is in my opinion one of the ways to fight our intrinsic nature for violence and neutralize the influence of organized religions.
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Bihar lass vies for Miss Universe title
Shilpa Singh was barely five years when beauty queen Sushmita Sen stunned everyone and made her country proud by clinching the Miss Universe title in 1994. Two decades down the line, the same Sushmita Sen has been giving invaluable tips to Bihar-born Shilpa who will be representing India at the Miss Universe contest in Las Vegas on December 19.
Born in nondescript Diha village at Singhia in Samastipur district, Shilpa is a software engineer by profession and a model by passion. Three days from now, India in general and Bihar in particular will be closely watching her every move with bated breath when she would sashay down the aisle amid a glittering audience thousands of miles away.
For, it was 12 years ago, or to be more precise the year 2000, when another beauty queen Lara Dutta won the Miss Universe crown last, thereby becoming only the second Indian after Sushmita to wear the tiara. Since then, lady luck has refused to smile on Indians although some of the contestants almost made it or lost by a whisker.
Manpreet Brar, the first runner-up in 1995 Miss Universe contest was a near miss, while Madhu Sapre was adjudged second runner-up in 1992, the year she made news more for the wrong reasons (remember the nude ad with Milind Soman?).
Celina Jaitley too missed the Miss Universe crown when she was declared fourth in 2001. Prior to them, Yasmin Daji was third runner-up way back in 1966.
But 72 hours from now, all eyes will be riveted on Shilpa, who studied in Muzaffarpur, Ranchi and Jamshedpur and is currently working with Infosys. So, will she? Wont she? “Right now, the first challenge is to ensure a place in the last 16. We have the blessings of more than 100 crore people. Who knows Shilpa could do wonders… after all she, basically a software engineer and not a professional model, has been groomed by former Miss Universe Sushmita. Let’s keep our fingers crossed,” said her elder brother Salabh Singh, working in a Pune-based private firm.
Accompanied by her father Suresh Singh and mother Rita Singh, Shilpa has luck too on her side. After all, she was originally crowned first runner-up at the ‘I am she - Miss Universe 2012’. When the winner Urvashi Rautela was dethroned due to controversy over her age, Shilpa got the tiara.
A bit of hard work and equal amount of destiny can still do wonders for the 23-year-old next Wednesday.
I posted below that Cinemax version of Melissa George's Hunted will be much more raunchier. The Brits employed Emma Oxley to edit a much more sanitized episodes while it's Roy C. Poole for US-release . It seems I was wrong with the latter part. Someone involved with the HBO/Cinemax productions contacted me. In their own words: It's true the Cinemax versions have more sexual content and violence but no, each block shot had the same editor. We had to cut two versions : one for the BBC and one for HBO. They would start with the same film but their notes would differ, they always had in mind to have two versions. Also the HBO version is shorter in duration and have the stronger sex scenes, which actually helps Sam's journey, you understand her more...
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Steven Smith chats with cast of 'Da Vinci's Demons'
NYCC: Da Vinci's Demons Full Season One Trailer (cam copy) * That's Laura Haddock wearing eye-mask. It's her first 'real' nude and love scenes on-cam. Ms.Haddock chose to abandon her career resolution never to go naked in front of camera when the offer from Da Vinci was too good to turn down. Yep. It's all about money for Laura. You can't blame her. Now that she is 27 and making a proper go at film career becomes a necessity rather than a choice. Remember the British economy is in recession and any work that comes your way is like a gift. That's the line she told her family after accepting the role of seductress Lucrezia Donati with nudity and all. Unlike fellow British performers, she ain't prepared to try her luck in America but she knew her boyfriend Sam Claflin (of Hunger Games) wants a crack at Hollywood. She most likely need to follow his dream and make it her own as well. Laura also knows nudity clause for foreign talents in US without any solid acting background or discernible past films references is basically committing career suicide. That's why Da Vinci provides great opportunity for Laura to see how far she can go with it. And she went pretty freaking far. I'm also told to mention Hera Hilmar as Vanessa. Her topless scene is mind-blowing as well.
Da Vinci's Demons is a "Combination of Tony Stark and Sherlock Holmes and Indiana Jones"
At New York Comic Con this weekend, the first footage from Starz’ upcoming series Da Vinci’s Demons was debuted – and as series creator David Goyer noted, “We’re only showing it in this room,” confirming it will not be released online for the time being. What we saw was a trailer with a lot of quick cuts and no full scenes, but it hinted at a very stylish, very artfully shot series. There were plenty of slow-motion shots and stylistically, there were similarities to Starz’ hit Spartacus in terms of graphic sex and violence, including some glimpses of passionate love scenes and someone getting their throat sliced - and their blood splattering from the wound in slow motion.
Tom Riley spoke about all the skills he had to learn for the role, including using the same trainer Daniel Craig uses for the James Bond films. Because Da Vinci was ambidextrous, Riley noted he’s been “Sword fighting and painting with both hands.” Naturally right handed, Riley remarked, “My left hand has some serious dexterity.” Not missing a beat, Haddock replied, “I can definitely vouch for that!” Da Vinci’s Demons premieres in April on Starz.
Okay, so aside from video game panels, I also attended some television show panels. I didn’t plan on this as well, it was more of a decision made because I had nothing to do and just picked a panel that I found interesting. My impulsive decision payed off and I enjoyed every second of it. The audience was treated to a first look of season one’s promo and David Goyer and the cast were great panelists in terms of keeping it lively and connecting with the fans.
Da Vinci’s Demons is an upcoming television show produced, written, and directed by The Dark Knight trilogy veteran David S. Goyer. The series follows a young Da Vinci as he invents the “future” and how he deals with the constraints of his era. The cast has a talented line-up and the ones who were present at the panel were Da Vinci himself Tom Riley, the two other leading ladies Laura Haddock and Lara Pulver. Goyer notes that his upcoming has some hints of the supernatural when Da Vinci can’t find an empirical answer for some of his encounters throughout the series. Thus, Goyer says that “Da Vinci’s Demons is more fantastical than The Tudors.”
The trailer was amazing, and if I could describe all the elements in a phrase it would be: “The brilliant narrative of Batman Begins meets the grandeur period visuals of The Tudors.” You can definitely see hints of Batman Begins in a couple of scenes and Goyer himself admitted that Da Vinci shares some similarities with Nolan’s Bruce Wayne. With Emmy award winner for costume design Annie Symons on the show, it’s no surprise we will get an excellent feel of the Renaissance era. Pulver was proud to say that they weren’t using any green screens for the sets since everything was built from the ground. Goyer said that the trailer would be out by last Sunday.
Goyer describes his interpretation of Leonardo Da Vinci as a mix of “Indiana Jones, Tony Stark, and Sherlock.” Tom Riley appears to carry the part well as the leading man. It was nice to hear Riley drop Assassin’s Creed from time to time whenever he talks about past takes on Da Vinci’s character. I know a lot of gamers cheered whenever he did that.When asked by a male fan if the series will act on speculation that Da Vinci is bisexual, Riley answers: “Da Vinci will not be constrained by his era.” Goyer then adds that: “The show won’t shy away from controversy.”
Lara Pulver plays Clarice Orsini, the wife of Lorenzo Medici, who is in conflict with her husband’s mistress Lucrezia Donati played by Laura Haddock. As seen in the trailer, Lucrezia and Leonardo are hinted to be lovers. The ladies add that the context of Clarice’s and Lucrezia’s relationship won’t be seen until episode three.
As a fan of period pieces and compelling narratives, Da Vinci’s Demons shows promise into becoming the next big thing on Starz. With The Tudors gone, Spartacus ending soon, plus the horrible disappointment that is– The Borgias… Goyer’s upcoming show could be what elevates period pieces into a whole new level.
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Hayley Atwell is ready for her 'close-up'..... After that The Sweeney debacle and hopes of seeing Hayley Atwell nude turns to dust, there is a light at the end of the tunnel. But first let me go on a mini-rant about British film reviewers. The way those bozos wrote about Hayley and Ray Winstone love scenes you would have thought the couple is buck naked and Ray is graphically sucking the juice off her titties or Hayley riding him topless in prolonged segment. As if older guy-younger women hooking up is a rarity or even non-existent in British culture. I understand it's revolting for male reviewers to comprehend now normal trend of girls falling for guys old enough to be their dad or even in some cases grand-dad. We can attribute it to Daddy issues, secure for life if the dude is loaded but we're forgetting one important element - sexual attraction. Hard to believe at first but it's honest-to-god truth. We smell muskiness of impending death when we look at guys older than sixty but for women it's an aroma of experience blanketed in security they yearned for all their life. Well for some women anyway.
Okay, let me move on to main purpose of this article. I have good news and possibly more good news regarding Hayley Atwell. The cunning nudity dodger will finally give it up in upcoming mini-series Restless. Hayley is also in All Is by My Side playing Jimi Hendrix girlfriend Kathy Etchingham. There was supposed to be a love scene in the original script but director John Ridley is reportedly aiming for PG-13 rating so that could be a bummer. Restless is a different story altogether. Based on the book by William Boyd. He is of Any Human Heart fame which also featured Hayley.
Restless will air on BBC One in late 2012 and later on America's Sundance channel. BBC One is slowly relaxing their stance on nudity and Melissa George's Hunted is the best example albeit heavily censored. [Cinemax version of Hunted will be much more raunchier. The Brits employed Emma Oxley to edit a much more sanitize episodes while for US-release it's Roy C. Poole]
Synopsis for Restless : It is 1939. Eva Delectorskaya is a beautiful 28-year-old Russian emigree living in Paris. As war breaks out she is recruited for the British Secret Service by Lucas Romer, a mysterious Englishman, and under his tutelage she learns to become the perfect spy, to mask her emotions and trust no one, including those she loves most. Since the war, Eva has carefully rebuilt her life as a typically English wife and mother. But once a spy, always a spy. Now she must complete one final assignment, and this time Eva can't do it alone: she needs her daughter's help. Casting has been announced for Endor Production’s television adaptation of William Boyd’s Restless. Restless will be directed by Edward hall (Spooks MI5), with the script also written by William Boyd. Stars include Hayley Atwell (Any Human Heart, Captain America), Rufus Sewell (Pillars of Earth), Michelle Dockery (Downton Abbey), and veterans Michael Gambon and Charlotte Rampling. The Costa Award-winning novel will be turned into two 90-minute episodes. Restless follows the story of Sally Gilmartin (Rampling) as her daughter, Ruth Gilmartin (Dockery) discovers, in 1976, that Sally has been living a double life as a spy for the British Secret Service. Sally’s real name is Eva Delectorskaya and she has been on the run for 30 years. As a young woman, Eva’s (Atwell) story begins in France in 1939 where she is recruited for the British Secret Service by Lucas Romer (Sewell). Romer trains Eva to become the perfect spy and a love affair between the two blossoms. However, when a crucial mission collapses in America, Eva finds herself in life threatening jeopardy thus forcing her to hide and begin her double life. Thirty years on, Sally yearns to end her years of living a lie. Boyd, whose writing about spies will include the new James Bond novel, said that, "[a television adaptation of Restless] represents the most enticing and alluring of possiblities." Director Richard Hall added, "Restless [is] an extraordinary expression of what major British drama can achieve through the medium television."
Snippets from the book (some elements are excised from the script): [1] London, 1940: Eva stood naked in the small bathroom of Romer's rented flat in South Kensington. She hadn't switched on the light and was aware of the reflection of her body in the mirror, its pale elongated shape printed with the dark roundels of her nipples. They had come back here, having found a taxi almost immediately after their kiss, and had made love without much ado or conversation. She had left the bed almost immediately afterwards to come here and try to gain a moment of understanding, of perspective, on what had happened. She flushed the lavatory and closed her eyes. There was nothing to be gained by thinking now, she told herself, there would be plenty of time to think later. She slid back into bed beside him. 'I've broken all my rules, you realise,' Romer said. 'Only one, surely?' she said snuggling up to him. 'It's not the end of the world.' 'Sorry I was so quick,' he said. 'I'm a bit out of practice. You're too damn pretty and sexy.' 'I'm not complaining. Put your arms round me.' He did so and she pressed herself up against him, feeling the muscles in his shoulders, the deep furrow in his back that was his spine. He seemed so big beside her, almost as if he were another race. This is what I had wanted, she said to herself: this is what I've been missing. She pressed her face into the angle of his shoulder and neck and breathed in. 'You're not a virgin,' he said. 'No. Are you?' 'I'm a middle-aged man, for God's sake.' 'There are middle-aged virgins.' He laughed at her and she ran her hand over his flanks to grip him. He had a band of wiry hair across his chest and a small belly on him. She felt his penis begin to thicken in the loose cradle of her fingers. He hadn't shaved since the morning and his beard was rough on her lips and on her chin. She kissed his neck and kissed his nipples and she felt the weight of his thigh as he moved to cross it over hers. This is what she had wanted: weight – weight, bulk, muscle, strength. Something bigger than me. He rolled her easily on to her back and she felt the heft of his body flatten her against the sheets. 'Eva Delectorskaya,' he said. 'Who would've thought?' He kissed her gently and she spread her thighs to accommodate him. 'Lucas Romer,' she said. 'My, my, my…' He raised himself on his arms above her. 'Promise you won't tell anyone, but…' he said, teasingly leaving the sentence unfinished. 'I promise,' she said, thinking: Who would I tell? Deirdre, Sylvia, Blytheswood? What a fool! 'But…' he continued, 'thanks to you, Eva Delectorskaya,' he dipped his head to kiss her lips briefly, 'we're all going to go to the United States of America.' [2] New York, 1941: ROMER WAS A ROBUST and uncomplicated lover – except in one particular. At some juncture, while he and Eva were making love, he would withdraw and rock back on his haunches, taking whatever blankets and sheets and bed covers there were with him, and look at Eva lying naked, spread-eagled before him on the bed and then consider his own glossy tumescence and then, after a second or two, taking hold of himself, he would position his erect penis and carefully, slowly re-enter her. Eva began to wonder if it were the act of penetration that excited him more than the eventual orgasm. Once, when he had done this a second time to her, she had said: 'Be careful, I won't wait around for ever'. So he confined himself, by and large, to one of these contemplative withdrawals a session. Eva had to admit that the manoeuvre itself was, all things considered, rather pleasurable also, on her side of the sexual fence. They had made love that morning, fairly swiftly, satisfyingly and with no interruptions. They were in Meadowville, a town outside Albany, New York State, staying at the Windermere Hotel and Coffee Shop on Market Street. Eva was dressing and Romer lay grandly in bed, naked, a knee up, the sheets bunched at his groin, his fingers laced behind his head. Eva clipped on her stockings and stepped into her skirt, hauling it up. [3] Washington DC , 1941: She was waiting in the lobby at six when Mason Harding arrived. He kissed her on the cheek and they registered at reception as Mr and Mrs Avery. She could sense his tension as they stood at the front desk – she felt that adultery was not run-of-the-mill in Mason Harding's life. As he signed the register she looked around; somewhere she knew Bradley was taking pictures; later someone would pay the clerk for a copy of the booking. They went up to their room and, once the bellhop had left, Mason kissed her with more passion, touched her breasts, thanked her, told her she was the most beautiful woman he had ever met. They dined in the hotel restaurant, early, and Mason spent most of the meal quietly but forcefully denigrating his wife and her family and their financial hold over him. This mood of petulance helped her, she found; it was boring, small-minded and selfish and it allowed her to step back from any vision of what was about to ensue. It made her colder. People betray their country for only three reasons, Romer had said. Mason Harding was about to take the first step along that narrow, winding road. They both drank too much, from different motives, she supposed, but as they went up to their room she felt her head whirl with the alcohol. Mason kissed her in the elevator, using his tongue. In the room, he called room service and ordered up a pint of whisky, and once it was delivered, began almost immediately to undress her. Eva switched on a smile, drank some more and thought, at least he isn't ugly or nasty – he was just a kind foolish man who wanted to betray his wife. To her surprise she found she was able to switch her feelings off. It's a job, she said to herself, one only I can do. In bed, he tried but was unable to control himself and was ashamed at how quickly he came, blaming it on the condoms – 'Damn Trojans!' Eva soothed him, said it was more important just being together. He drank more whisky and tried again later but with no success. She consoled him again, letting him hold her and caress her, huddling in his arms, feeling the room tilt and sway from all the booze she had drunk. 'It's always crap the first time,' he said. 'Don't you find that?' 'Always,' she said, not hating him – indeed feeling a little sorry for him and wondering what he would think in a day or so when someone – not Romer – approached him and said, Hello, Mr Harding, we have some photographs that I think your wife and father-in-law would be most interested in viewing. He fell asleep quickly and she eased herself across the bed from him. She managed to sleep, herself, but woke early and ran a deep bath, soaked in it, and then ordered up a room-service breakfast before Mason awoke to pre-empt any early-morning amorousness, but he was crapulous and out of sorts – guilty, perhaps – and had turned moody and monosyllabic. She let him kiss her again in the room before they went down to the lobby.
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Sarah Shahi in "Bullet to the Head" Sarah Shahi describes her gritty new film with Sylvester Stallone, "Bullet to the Head," where she plays a tattoo artist.
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Tom Felton discusses sex scenes for Attachment and Therese Raquin
Harry Potter actor Tom Felton has found himself very busy since the hit wizard movie franchise ended and it seems like things are not set to ease up either. Tom a few new films coming out in the next couple of years and it appears that two of them will see Tom Felton sex scenes.
Firstly, Tom spoke about starring in the movie Attachment, which is expected to begin shooting at the end of this month. While Tom is excited about being a part of the film, he still admits that he is a little worried that the movie may not go ahead.
Felton explained, “Ah, yes, as of now. I mean, as I’m sure you’re aware, these things kind of go up and down, so we are supposed to be starting the shooting at the end of [October]. Hopefully. that’s the kind of film I want to do right now, so I’m hoping that’s still goes. Fingers crossed.”
Tom then went on to talk about the fact that he would be involved in a sex scene in Attachment, admitting that he does not like to give the sex scenes much thought. He also revealed that there is a scene of a sexual nature in his other new movie Therese Raquin.
He added, “I hadn’t given it much thought. To be honest with you, I’m quite happy not to give it much thought. There actually is some scenes of a sexual nature in Therese for my character, which is not what you think it is, at all, but yeah, so I had a kind of stepping stone in that direction, so I try not to give it too much thought, I think.”
You can see Tom Felton, starring alongside Sharon Stone and Lorraine Nicholson, in the movie Attachment, which is expected to be released next year. Meanwhile, Tom stars alongside Elizabeth Olsen and Jessica Lange in the movie Therese Raquin, which is set to be released on December 28.
* He fucks both Sharon and Jack Nicholson's 22-years old daughter Lorraine. Being Tony Kaye flick expect the nudity to be unpleasant. Olsen will almost certain show her puppies in Therese Raquin but it could be brief. Surprise us, my busty Scandinavian princess.
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"Sorority Party Massacre" @ Grizzly Cove (2012) When a city detective follows a missing persons investigation to a sleepy mountain town he finds himself protecting a group of weekend warrior sorority girls from a ruthless and brilliant serial killer.
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Kelly Lynch on Magic City, John Hughes, and playing a drag king
Welcome to Random Roles, wherein we talk to actors about the characters who defined their careers. The catch: They don’t know beforehand what roles we’ll ask them to talk about. The actor: Kelly Lynch started in local theater in Minneapolis, then moved to New York and stumbled into a stint as a model for Elite. By the end of the ’80s, she’d achieved the near-impossible feat of being both a mainstream bombshell (thanks to memorably sexy turns in Cocktail and Road House), and an arthouse diva, courtesy of Gus Van Sant’s Drugstore Cowboy. Since then, Lynch has continued to split her time between film and television work, often working with her husband, writer/director Mitch Glazer. She can currently seen in the ensemble of his Starz series, Magic City, the first season of which is now on DVD and Blu-ray.
Magic City (2012-present)—“Meg Bannock” Kelly Lynch: When Mitch created the show, there were a lot of different ideas about it. One was that it would be a movie, one was that it would be a miniseries, and then that it would be a series. At one point, there was talk that it was going to be a broadcast-network TV show, but then all the powers that be said they couldn’t actually tell the story that Mitch wanted to tell. It was more of a premium-cable story. And then [Starz CEO] Chris Albrecht read it when he went over to Starz and went crazy for it. After that, there were two different characters that he was interested for me to play. Of course, I had to sleep with the showrunner to get the part, but… [Laughs.] Anyway, it was either the Miramar Playa house photographer who was also sort of a spy for Ike [Jeffrey Dean Morgan’s character] as well a gal-Friday/best-friend kind of thing, or Meg Bannock. And the more we talked about it, Meg just seemed to be the part. She’s this sort of Doris Duke/Grace Kelly throwback, the ultra-WASP who’s part of Ike’s earlier life, to sort of compare and contrast the Jewish hotel world, which even at that time—although no one realized it—was sort of dying as it kept coming up again and again that the WASP persona in America was being viewed as “the real Americans.” Meg’s a nice person, but she’s a person of her world, where Jewish people aren’t invited into their country clubs, and the South Beach area isn’t integrated. There are colored and white drinking fountains, and this all seems kind of normal in Meg’s world. So I think with her affection for Ike and her being accepted into his family more and more, she’s seeing her world open up a bit. It’s cool to play a woman from that era who’s extremely wealthy. Her parents are gone; she’s an heiress like Doris Duke, with something like a billion dollars in today’s money. She’s got no children and has just said goodbye to husband No. 2, so she can swim the waters of the world like a man. I mean, you want family and you want relationships, but she doesn’t need a man to take care of her. She just doesn’t need that. Whereas I just did a movie right before I came back to Magic City, a contemporary-set film called A Dark Plan, where I play a woman of today who’s a complete throwback, a housewife and a mother, and loses both of those definitions in the course of her story and has an affair with a very young guy and is just completely rebuilding herself. So it’s interesting for me to have done those two things back-to-back.
The A.V. Club: Although it hasn’t really developed into anything beyond flirtation at this point, the sexual tension between Meg and Ike is formidable. You and Jeffrey Dean Morgan have some serious onscreen chemistry. KL: You know, it’s one of those things… It happened with Matt Dillon, too, on Drugstore Cowboy, but chemistry is one of those things you can’t… It just happens. And the camera is aware of it and picks it up, the people in the room are aware of it, the two actors become aware of it. But it was something we weren’t prepared for. The first scene we did together, the director said, “Cut,” and everybody in the room went, “Wooooooo!” [Laughs.] And we were like, “What?” And we went back and watched some playback, and it was just like, “Oh. Wow.”
AVC: “Oh, that’s what.” KL: Yeah. “Okay. Got it.” Because, really, we care about each other a lot and we love working together, Jeff and I. It’s just one of those things where we really look forward to it. We just wrapped our first episode of the new season and did our read-through yesterday for the second episode, which has a lot of Ike and Meg tension and flirtation, and… I felt like I was in Casablanca. [Laughs.] It was just kind of a perfect tone, this one scene in particular, which Mitch wrote for us, where everybody started clapping after we read the scene. It was like, “Wow, this is gonna be great.” So it’s one of those mysteries, and it’s a great foil, because Jeff and Olga Kurylenko have what my husband wants to be a beautiful, sexual, close friendship. You know, just a totally wonderful marriage. So there is that, and there’s the challenge of doing that, where everything’s about conflict, but the conflict is that he’s trying to keep that marriage together. But obviously there was a relationship before the marriage when Ike and Meg were young, and there are still pieces of it that are twirling around them.
AVC: Since you’ve only just started filming, you obviously can’t say much about season two, but the press releases that Starz has been sending out are certainly revealing some impressive additions to the cast: James Caan, Sherilyn Fenn— KL: Yeah, it’s great! Not only is he our showrunner, creator, and writer, but Mitch was also very involved in the design of the look of the show, because he grew up in Miami in that era. His father was the electrical engineer in all those great hotels, and he grew up as a cabana boy in the summers, sitting at the lunch counter at Wolfie’s, with Meyer Lansky in a nearby booth telling him to shut the hell up. [Laughs.] So, yeah, the casting, the music… There’s some music this year that’s just insane, and all the casting is done by Mitch. He just thinks of people when he writes, and he’s always hoping that’s the person he’ll be able to cast, and that’s just happened to work. People read their bits and go, “Yeah, I’ve got to do this.” When he’s writing, it’s almost like he’s Sybil. I hear him once in awhile, and he’ll be reading pieces out loud in a different cadence for different characters. Mitch doesn’t have the performing gene, but he can do all sorts of voices. He’s like Rich Little. [Laughs.] He’s not so good with the females, but… Anyway, yeah, he used Jimmy Caan’s voice for this one character, and then we got Jimmy in to do it. He’s so funny, this character, but he’s so scary. Very scary. And Sherilyn, we all worked together on Three Of Hearts so many years ago. She’s already filmed a real big scene in this first episode, and she was absolutely fantastic. Just amazing. She always had that thing like she was from another time, anyway. It’s been a long time since she’s had something like this where she’s had a real fun part to show off, and she just killed it. Of course, we have other good stuff coming up, too. A bigger Cuban storyline, and other things are happening in the continuing saga of Ike trying to keep his dream alive down there. It’s also the story of Miami, though, with the cyclical thing of how different people may have the power, but the power always wants to corrupt this beautiful place and turn it into casinos. So far that hasn’t happened yet, but when Cuba fell, all of that money crossed the ocean and tried to turn Miami into what Havana was for a while.
AVC: Magic City obviously isn’t the first time that you and Mitch have worked together, but how is it to work as an actress with your husband as the director? KL: It’s very weird. We did it the first time on Three Of Hearts, where our director [Yurek Bogajevicz] had, like, a nervous breakdown and didn’t show up for work, and Mitch… He was doing rewrites for us, just to help with that, because it was just a little independent movie. And the producers were like, “So, uh, Mitch is the kind of writer who hears it, sees it, and smells it. Do you think he could direct?” And I said, “Yeah, I always thought he could.” So we got him to come on the set, and he basically filmed a third of the movie uncredited, and those are everybody’s favorite scenes, and he was wonderful. But on the first day we drove to work together, all of a sudden when we were about halfway there, I looked at him and I said, “What if we just start arguing? What if… Oh, my God, this could be horrible!” [Laughs.] And I started freaking out. And he was, like, “Oh God, I didn’t even think about that.” But then this weird thing happened when we got on the set: He knew exactly what he wanted to do, he had really thought about it and was very prepared, and he became “Mitch Glazer.” Both names. In quotes. [Laughs.] “Mitch Glazer” is my boss. I also love to be directed and relinquish control. Some actors have a hard time doing that, and it shows in their work, I think. You have to trust in the people around you, not direct yourself, and, most of all, do your job. You have to trust that someone has an idea of how they’re going to cut it and what the story is and what the scene is about, all those things, so you can just be in the moment, living and breathing, and not be outside of yourself, watching yourself. We have a poster of John Cassavetes on the wall of a room in our house, because we were always inspired by him. Mitch and I are huge Gena Rowlands and John Cassavetes fans—we got to know Gena very well—and the way they worked together, the family feeling on the set of Cassavetes’ films is exactly what Mitch tries to do. Three hundred-some people work for him on Magic City, but he knows everybody’s name. So there’s very much a family feeling. And TV is fast, and there can be a lot of tension. There are movies where you only do a page or three a day. We’re doing nine or 10 pages a day. So because of the fact that Mitch is the person that he is, we have fun. People look forward to going to work. Everybody on the crew reads the script, which is kind of unheard of, but often you have the boom guy who’ll be thinking about the script over lunch, and… Everyone’s very engaged in the storytelling. When the scripts come out, there’s a buzz from the crew, and I’ve never been around that, where 100 percent of the people are just so connected to what they’re doing. And not just connected to the job, but artistically connected.
AVC: Talk about a trial by fire for your husband: His first time behind the camera, and he’s directing his wife in romantic scenes with Sherilyn Fenn. KL: Absolutely, yeah. I was on notice. [Laughs.] But, like I said, that’s when I started referring to him as “Mitch Glazer,” which made the whole crew laugh. I still do it now. Even though they just call him “Mitch,” I just feel more comfortable calling him “Mitch Glazer” because it draws a line when we’re working together. It’s the same thing with the read-throughs. They keep seating me next to him in our conference room, and I’m always like, “Would you get me away from him?”
Three Of Hearts (1993)—“Connie Czapski” KL: I was really, really proud of that part, and, quite honestly, I felt… I’ve played a few lesbian characters in my career, and I’m always happy to do so. It’s always a challenge, and I always learn something. But Connie I liked because at that point… It’s hard to even believe, because we have so many gay characters integrated into TV shows—Modern Family, The New Normal, whatever—but back then the main gay characters were in films like Philadelphia. Or Basic Instinct, which is a movie I turned down right around that same time. I turned down millions of dollars to do Basic Instinct and instead did this little movie for basically nothing, because I thought, “We can’t have gay and lesbian characters on prime-time television or in films where they’re just dying of AIDS or killing people. It’s just too hideous.” And the character in Basic Instinct… I didn’t like her, for one thing, but then the whole crossing and uncrossing my legs? I have a kid. I was like, “I don’t think so.” But I would’ve done something like Body Heat. I just thought Basic Instinct was really cheesy. And then Three Of Hearts fell in my lap, and my agent’s like, “Well, this is a cute little movie.” And I said, “You know what? I love the fact that she’s a lesbian, she’s got a girlfriend, and the girlfriend’s got issues whether she’s gay or straight.” And Connie’s just trying to make her way through the world like a regular person. We see her in her bar with friends, we see her at work as a nurse, we see her apartment and her regular life. I’m not sure, but I think I was the first actor who got a chance to play a lesbian in a film who’s just a person. And there were some people who were thinking Billy Baldwin—who played my best friend—and I should’ve gotten together, because we had such great chemistry. But in a way, the movie was almost like a mini-Casablanca, where the girl, the Ingrid Berman character, comes into the lives of these men, but in the end she’s gone, and it’s the friendship that remains as she goes off in her plane… or, as in our movie, her cab. But the friendship lasts through everything. Hopefully, anyway. So I was really proud of it. But I, uh, got a lot of heat from the gay community, with the girls going, “We would’ve liked to have seen more sex scenes with you and Sherilyn!”
AVC: In fairness, there was probably a similar outcry from some guys in the straight community. KL: [Laughs.] I know, I know. There were more than a few guys in the audience, too. But I was, like, “Oh, you idiots, don’t you get it?” It was more covert. It was about getting in there and kind of making Middle America look at people who are just like them, but they have different partners. So here I thought, “I’m doing this important thing!” But in this day and age, people sometimes just want entertainment. They don’t necessarily want to be shown anything that they have to think about or learn from. But hopefully we did something with Three Of Hearts, because I always thought it was a really sweet movie. And it’s always weird who remembers it. For instance, Anna Wintour from Vogue came up to me and said, “I loved that movie Three Of Hearts. It was so sweet and so funny. I just loved it. I loved the whole thing: the way it looked, the acting, story.” I was like, “Oh, cool!” The Equalizer (1986)—“Bartender” KL: You know, someone asked me the first time I was on film, and I said, “I can’t remember!” I would’ve thought it was The Hitchhiker. But now that you’ve mentioned it, I do remember that I was on The Equalizer, and, yes, it was my first job. But in my head, I don’t think I was even counting it as a real job, because I had, like, a couple of lines and I was completely terrified. I started in theater, so working in front of a camera was something I had no idea about. The one thing I remember is that the sound department kept having to come over and tell me to stop projecting. [Laughs.] Because I was just enunciating and projecting as if I was talking to the balcony. And they’re like, “You know, you’ve got a little microphone right here, so we can hear everything.” At which point I got completely paranoid, going, “Oh, my God, they can hear everything. They can probably hear my internal organs working!” It was like I was completely out of body. It was hilarious. But I had totally forgotten about it until you brought it up. Portfolio (1983)—“Elite Model”AVC: You were just saying that The Equalizer was the first time you were on film, but didn’t you appear in the movie Portfolio a few years before that? KL: Yeah, but that was kind of, like, they rounded up all of these Elite models and I don’t think I ever saw the finished product, but when I was on set, I thought, “This is really stupid.” [Laughs.] It was kind of a fake look at what being a model is like. It was, like, people practically singing and dancing as they’re doing things behind the scenes at a fashion show. I remember sitting there smoking cigarettes with another girl who I hadn’t met but who worked for the agency, and we were looking at each other and rolling our eyes, just going, “Oh, my God…” I was always trying to put myself in the very back of any scene I was in so that I’d never be recognized. It was almost like what reality TV is now: a scripted fake-but-real look at something that’s just so completely not real.
AVC: So which came first for you: the modeling or the theater? KL: The theater came first. When I was a kid, my sister was a piano player, and I was an athlete and an actor, but it was a hobby. My family really never thought I would end up continuing in acting. And I didn’t, either! I didn’t even get that it was a job. I just loved it. But I did dinner theater as a child, I worked at the Guthrie Theater [in Minneapolis] and did a few things, but I was on my way to a career in hotel and restaurant management, which is what my family’s business is. My dad is actually a little bit like Ike Evans. Actually, his whole life is, because my mother was an ex-showgirl. [Laughs.] So that’s one of the things that inspired Mitch with those characters. There are these glamorous pictures of my parents, and they look like Ike and Vera! So, anyway, I went out to register for school, and I had just a weird idea about going to New York and seeing a friend of mine that I had been dating in Minneapolis. And I got up to Manhattan, and I just never left. I got into Sande Shurin’s acting classes, which was amazing, but I was starving—literally—and staying in a flophouse on 42nd and 2nd for $15 a night because I lied and told them I was a model. And, like, a month later, I was a model. John Casablancas from Elite saw me in an elevator and gave me his card. I thought he was some kind of porn director. [Laughs.] I couldn’t understand what he was saying to me. He was all excited and pitching me on the idea of modeling, but somehow I thought it was some porn thing, so I just kind of threw the card in my bag and was like, “Get away from me!” But later I was showing the card to friends and was laughing about it, and they went, “No, no, that’s, like, the cool, big modeling agency.” And I’m like, “Yeah, but I’m not a model. I’ve never taken those classes.” I didn’t get that you could just be photographed. I thought you had to, like, go to college to be a model. [Laughs.] Some sort of special modeling college. So I went into Elite and met with them, and I started working and started making a living at it, supporting myself as I was studying with somebody who was absolutely fantastic, and I started working as an actress. The hardest part for me was the work you start getting. It’s, like, a line in a movie or TV show, like in The Equalizer. I just kept wanting to stop working and keep studying, stay in class and do these great scenes and characters. And it was Sande who said to me, “You have got to get out there and stay out there. You’re going to be riding in a limousine quicker than you know, but you have to start somewhere. Each role builds on another role, and if you look at these things you’re doing as characters that you’re meant to play, then you’ll learn something from each one.” It’s very humbling when you start to work. You feel like you’re only showing 10 percent of what you are, but that’s where you start. I mean, for me it was a lot of wearing bikinis for a few years. But now I’m really glad I did it. At the time I was totally humiliated. Now, I’m like, “Yeah, that’s what I looked like.” [Laughs.] “That girl in Cocktail? That was me.”
AVC: Lea Thompson made a similar comment about a topless scene she did for The Wild Life. KL: Yeah, now you look back at it and you’re like, “It’s all good.” Back then all they did was keep asking me to take something off. Now I’m just waiting for them to start telling me to put something back on. [Laughs.]
Virtuosity (1995)—“Madison Carter” KL: That was such an interesting experience. I learned so much from that movie. First of all, the Denzel Washington part was a role that written for Mel Gibson, and it was a romantic role. He played a character who was in prison for many years, and he gets out and hooks up with this computer forensic specialist who finds bad guys on the Internet, and they pursue this guy who’s a virtual-reality kind of creation. And Denzel decided… Well, we all had to audition with him, which they rarely do anymore. They just usually put the two biggest actors available for a part in the movie together, whether or not they really have any chemistry, and if you find out on day one that they don’t, then it’s like, “Whoops!” But for Denzel and I, it was very charged. It was really great. We really connected. It was really sexual, funny, we connected intellectually… Everything was working. They were thrilled. And it was a wonderful script. But when we showed up for rehearsal, Denzel… [Hesitates.] We had kind of an inexperienced director [Brett Leonard], who I think had only done a few movies before that and really didn’t have much experience with big movie stars. And when actors feel like there’s not a real captain of a ship, they can feel like, “I have to take this project under my wing, and I have to fix it, because no one is minding the store.” That’s the kind of feeling Denzel had, I think, so he took the script and rewrote it and decided that my character wasn’t really so much of an expert but worked at a company and had a child, who would have a bomb strapped to her back. So I would be some sort of a hostage, a child-in-jeopardy thing—which I absolutely hate—and there would not be a romantic relationship between these people. Even though this man had been in prison for many, many years, he didn’t feel any connection to women when he got out… or at least not any woman that we see him with. And then he took half of my part and incorporated it into his dialogue. That was kind of the beginning of the end. I mean, the whole script just unraveled.
I was very nice, though. I said, “Denzel, what is it? Why don’t you believe that the man you’re playing couldn’t be attracted to me?” I mean, it wasn’t a cheesy love story. It was actually really well-written and moving. And he said, “You know what, Kelly? I hate to say it, but, you know, white men bring women to movies, and they don’t want to watch a black man with their woman.” I was like, “What? No. Really?” He said, “No, I’m sorry, but that’s truly what it is. That’s what the audience is.” I’m like, “But how about The Bodyguard? That was a huge hit movie.” “Well, that’s different. That’s a white man. It’s different.” I said, “So that’s your main motivating factor on this?” He said, “Yes.” So the love story wasn’t a love story anymore. So I said, “Okay.” Years later on The Larry Elder Show, they were talking about it because some crewmember called up, and he didn’t identify himself but he knew the whole thing. They talked about it, and he said, “Oh, I wish we could get a phone call from Kelly Lynch!” I was in my car, but I was like, “They absolutely have it right, but I’m just not going to talk about it right now.” But it made me very sad. Not only as an actress, because it totally turned the movie into a piece of crap, but… I get that Denzel got a little bit afraid of everything, and I’m sure he believed what he was saying, although I think he’s wrong. I think that people go to movies because they think they’re good movies, or they don’t go to them because they think they’re bad. I just don’t come from that place. And if that’s what people think, then I don’t want to make movies for them. So it was a really weird experience. But I learned a lot. I watched Russell Crowe, who’s a brilliant actor as well, and he made something out of that movie, which was a complete mess. He took it and he found his place, because he wasn’t involved in any of that weird black/white dynamic. There were all these things that I didn’t understand were happening or were allowed to happen, and not everybody was happy with those choices that Denzel had made, but no one stopped him. But Russell could come and hang out in my trailer, and we’d talk a little bit, and then he just said, “You know, I’m just doing what I’m doing.” He was really funny, because he decided to terrorize me as Sid 6.7 [Crowe’s villain android character] and started decorating my trailer every day. I’d come to work, and my trailer would have more decorations until finally I had flower boxes and trees, and the interior was like a bodega, with all these sort of Our Lady Of Guadalupe candles and banners and shrines. He went mental. It was really funny. And, uh, then it did get kind of scary. [Laughs.] You know, it’s always interesting, I guess is my point, no matter what it is. You always want the movies to turn out to be just the greatest thing ever, but what the audience doesn’t realize is that we’re still having a life experience, the crew and cast. And sometimes that can be highly entertaining or really bizarre. But it’s always interesting. Charlie’s Angels(2000)—“Vivian Wood” KL: That was really fun. My husband is an uncredited writer of that Charlie’s Angels movie. He was brought on and calls himself Writer No. 21. I think that’s the number he was. I’ve never seen so much money spent on the writing of an action movie about three girls, but… They wanted Bill Murray to come in, and Bill said, “Look, I’ll do it, but this script isn’t really very funny. I like working with Mitch Glazer. If Mitch can do it, then I’ll come on.” And I was kind of the same way. I was kind of interested, because they were talking to me about the role of Vivian, but once Mitch was there, Bill and I both knew we’d be protected and that we’d have something fun to do. And Sam Rockwell was really thrilled, too, since Mitch gave him some moves. [Laughs.] Sam was hilarious. The hardest thing was… Cameron [Diaz] and I are kind of both tomboys, so we were determined to do all our stunts except for that fall from the bell tower, that big fight scene. They wouldn’t let us fly down the cable. But we did everything else. And I smartly had a rubber suit that I wore, underneath which were bruises the size of baseballs. I mean, we had the team from The Matrix working with us on martial arts, and she had, I don’t know, eight months to prepare. I had two weeks. So it was, like, eight hours a day of really intense training to do stuff that I didn’t think I could possibly do. Cameron and I are the same height and weight and… We’re really a good pair, except for the fact that I’m 12 years older than her. So I kept saying things like, “I’m a mother, don’t kill me!” [Laughs.] Meanwhile, she’s a force of nature. But we had a really good time. She knows these two amazing Chinese women doctors, and every night we had acupuncture, because we were really doing full-contact. We would look at the monitor, and we would go, “It’s not fast enough.” You can’t really fake this stuff, so we were really kind of going at it. But she was just a complete doll to work with, and we became great friends. We had the best time.
Of course, the scene with Bill and I, where she comes over and he’s lighting a fire… [Laughs.] It was so funny. There were so many takes that didn’t work because somebody from the crew would start laughing. When Bill puts his head in the ice bucket because it kind of ignites his face when he’s lighting the fire… just things like that. It was one of the only times that I’ve ever actually been nervous. And Bill’s a friend of mine, but all of a sudden that morning, I looked at him and said, “Bill, I’m so nervous.” He said, “Aw, c’mon, we’re friends, this should be fun.” I said, “Yeah, but you’re Bill Murray!” It’s like “Mitch Glazer.” They become different people. When it’s outside of work and I’m hanging out with them, he’s my buddy, but all of a sudden, I’m working with someone who I consider to be our generation’s Peter Sellers. He’s a great, great actor, and he’s a very bright man and funny as well. I mean, you’ve got to have your A-game. In the end, we just had a blast. It was just so much fun. But I think the second Charlie’s Angels, without Mitch and Bill… It’s a lot of set scenes, but no heart and not a lot of humor. The girls were adorable, just like they were in the first one, but… Studios often think, “Just grab any bunch of writers, throw in all these elements, and it’ll work.” And it really doesn’t. It really has to be someone who takes a look at the whole thing and sews it all together and gives each one a little character, an arc, and a little something extra… like giving Sam Rockwell some dancing. That was, ladies and gentlemen, “Mitch Glazer.” [Laughs.]
Curly Sue (1991)—“Grey Ellison” KL: That was another movie that started out as one movie and ended up being another movie entirely. But a great experience. I had a little girl at the time, one who’s now a woman in her mid-20s, but she’d never seen my work at the time, so I thought, “Well, I’ll go to Chicago.” It was like a throwback to one of those Depression-era movies that you’d seen Jean Harlow in: A rich lady ends up taking in this little orphan. I thought it was very sweet, and I thought, “Well, she can finally see what I do for a living.” As opposed to showing her, say, Drugstore Cowboy, which, uh, wouldn’t really be appropriate. [Laughs.] It was originally going to be me, Alec Baldwin, and Kevin Spacey, which would’ve been a whole different situation. John Hughes had just come off of Home Alone, he was the biggest director on the planet, and it was really exciting to be with him on what was the last movie he ever directed. I loved working with him, and it was interesting to see just how he worked and how he got performances. He really was very clear. It was almost like puppetry, where he had an idea about how you looked, your expressions, and your intonations. It was very precise. But somehow he made it feel organic, like it came from me as well. But he was very specific with what he wanted and very kind about how he got it. I liked working with him a lot. He and Jimmy [Belushi] had a hard time, however. Alec Baldwin had to walk because he was doing Streetcar [Named Desire] with Jessica Lange, and the rehearsals on that had kind of accelerated because they’d decided that they were going to do them early. So he had to drop out, and I was heartbroken. And then Kevin Spacey got a different play, so his part was recast as well. Those were two guys I knew really well, but I’d never met Jimmy before, and then he and John didn’t get along very well, so I kind of felt like a mom dealing with two 12-year-old boys. “Okay, now you stop it, you go over there and stay there until you can behave.” [Laughs.] It really was almost like that for me. Once, Jimmy had a monologue, and John just about lost it trying to get it filmed. One time production was stopped, and someone said it was because Jimmy needed softer toilet paper or hand towels or something ridiculous like that, and I was, like, “Well, that can’t be true.” I don’t really know what was going on between the two of them, but they, uh, definitely weren’t the best of friends. What I thought would be this cute, sweet little movie experience ended up going on for something like five months, and so much money was spent. It was insane. I do remember that I met the heads of every studio, because they all came to sort of pay homage to Hughes, because at the time he’d just had this huge, huge hit. But there was a lot of diabolical energy coming out of that production between those two guys. At one point, Mitch, who would come in to visit me, was the stand-in for the little girl—Alisan Porter—because Jimmy was not going to do off-camera work anymore because he was so angry at John. But even with all of that going on, it still remains one of those movies where people say, “Aw, I loved that movie when I was a kid. It was so sweet!”
Road House (1989)—“Doc” KL: Well, there you go. I mean, what can you say? I got a call from my agent, and I had just done Drugstore Cowboy, which was a little different, but he said, “There’s this other movie.” I was actually one of the last contract players, I guess, but I had a two-picture deal with United Artists, which I don’t remember signing it, but apparently I had it, and that’s how Road House first came up. The actress who’d been cast first to play against Patrick Swayze was Annette Bening, but she was fired. Patrick just didn’t feel any chemistry with her or something. I don’t know what it was. But I didn’t know who she was, I didn’t what this movie was, all I knew was who Patrick Swayze was, and that’s because he’d just done Dirty Dancing, which was a big movie. And I thought, “Man, he’s a really interesting guy,” so I took the script, but then I read it and I was like, “Okay, I don’t understand what this is. There’s a big-wheel truck, there’s a bad guy, there’s a doctor in a mini-dress, and there are bouncers.” It was just, like, a goulash. [Laughs.] So many elements were thrown into this movie that it just didn’t make any sense to me. But I took a meeting with the producer, the famous Joel Silver, who did not disappoint as far as offering a larger-than-life personality. He was hilariously funny and charming and a maniac. We sat in his office, and he basically talked me into doing it. He said, “Look, first of all, I don’t make art, I buy it,” which is his famous quote, but here I am, this young actress trying to become an artist, just coming off Drugstore Cowboy, listening to him and just going, “Uh-huh.” But he said, “I promise you that this will be the best drive-in movie ever made. It will be a movie that people will love. It will be fun, we’ll have a great time making it, and just trust me.” And then he just looked at me and said, “And by the way, you don’t have a choice, you know. You’re under contract. You can say ‘no’ and we can get really difficult, but we want you and you should do this. It could be great for you.” So basically he said, “You have to do this.” [Laughs.] So I said, “Okay.”
So I showed up for work, and I have to say that, between John Doe, Jeff Healey, and all these musicians, plus working with Sam Elliott and Patrick, it was like a barbeque on set every day. Just a really good time. All that “pain don’t hurt” and “I fought guys like you in prison,” all those lines, we would be roaring at the time. I mean, it was just hilarious, you know? But no one winked at it. Everyone played it straight. I wore my tablecloth miniskirt dress, and we just had the best time. And I think it shows. And it lives on. I think it’s playing on some network somewhere in the universe every single day, probably even as we speak. It’s pretty girls, guys fighting, good guys and bad guys… and mullets! We all had a mullet, for God’s sake! [Laughs.] I remember saying, “How are you getting my hair to do that?” Because my hair’s really straight. But they put stuff in it and made it happen. It was amazing. So, yeah, it lives on. In fact, my daughter was at the Fairfax Theater, where they had a Road House trivia night, and she was, like, “You’ve got to go! A bunch of us are going!” They said it was like Rocky Horror, where they do all the lines and everything. So she’s like, “You’ve got to come! You’ve got that dress. I bet it still fits you. Come on, you’ve got to put that dress on!” I was like, “Oh, I wish I could, but I just can’t. You guys go have a good time with it, but…” [Laughs.] It’s so great that it’s such a fun thing for everybody. It is what it is, but people love it for that.
AVC: It seems like your sex scene in the film must be one of the most uncomfortable in cinematic history, being up against a rock wall and all. KL: Oh, I know, but I was padded. [Laughs.] No one knows, so it looks more painful that it was. They really liked everything about the way that scene looked, with the blonde hair against the rocks behind me, but I was like, “Isn’t this kind of… mean?” So they put a thin padding under my dress, so you can’t see it. But he’s still slamming me against the rocks, so I had to be careful not to hit my head. Thank God Patrick was so strong. He could’ve carried me around that room forever. By the way, speaking of Bill Murray, every time Road House is on and he or one of his idiot brothers are watching TV—and they’re always watching TV—one of them calls my husband and says [In a reasonable approximation of Carl Spackler], “Kelly’s having sex with Patrick Swayze right now. They’re doing it. He’s throwing her against the rocks.” [Away from the receiver.] What? Oh, my God. Mitch was just walking out the door to the set, and he said that Bill once called him from Russia.
AVC: Sorry, not to dwell on this, but you said that Bill Murray “or one of his idiot brothers” will call. Which brothers are we talking about? KL: All of them! Joel has called; Brian Doyle has called. They will all call! Any and all of them!
AVC: This was already an awesome story, but now it’s even better. KL: I know, right? I dread it. If I know it’s coming on—and I can tell when it’s coming on, because it blows up on Twitter when it is—I’m just like, “Oh, my God…” And God help me when AMC’s doing their Road House marathon, because I know the phone is just going to keep ringing. It doesn’t matter if it’s 2 or 3 in morning. “Hi, Kelly’s having sex with Patrick Swayze right now…”
Desperate Hours(1990)—“Nancy Breyers” KL: Well, that was another amazing… I feel like not only have I worked with every leading man of a particular era, but I worked on movies that were just incredible experiences, if sometimes for some crazy reasons. But those were weird years, you know? The ’90s… There was a lot of money and not a lot of people running the store. And Michael Cimino is famous for making these grand, operatic, money-burning movies. He really pursued me. I loved the script, and I was aware that the story was based on… Well, the original movie was based on a case that Richard Nixon, as a young lawyer, presided over. I just loved the reality of the story about this lawyer, this public defender who fell in love with her client and gave up everything to be with him. I had a woman lawyer in L.A. who I was following for about a month, and I went to every trial with her, I went to prisons with her and watched her, and… I wanted to base my character visually and emotionally on her, because she was a really interesting woman. Very sexy but, unlike the case of the girl I played, she didn’t wear a lot of makeup. She wore very tight clothing and she was incredibly smart. She would show up with a thin little file of papers, and the prosecutors would have, like, boxes of things, and she would win. Usually her clients were guilty—they were gangbangers, often—and her name was Oksana, and I would say, “Oksana, how do you live with yourself?” And she said, “You know what? I make the law better. If they knew what they were doing, they would easily win their cases. But they don’t, because they’re lazy and they don’t care and they’re not good lawyers.” And that was her way of justifying it. And I was like, “Yeah, but there’s a guy who kidnapped somebody, who shot somebody, who’s now free.” And she would say, “Yeah, well, you know, they’ll end up in prison again because they’re a bad guy. The system will take them in. But I’m not here to make a moral judgment. I’m here to make the law stronger.” That was her thing. And I thought, “Oh, she’s great!” She wore… I’d say the shirts might’ve been a little too low once in awhile, the skirts might’ve been a little too tight, but she wasn’t the full-hair-and-makeup type that Michael Cimino always has. If you look at Michael’s movies, especially with Mickey Rourke, there’s always a girl who is the designated… what I call the drag queen, someone who has too much makeup and hair, who’s usually a reporter or, as in my case, a lawyer. But it’s always, like, “slash supermodel.” And I didn’t know at the time that Michael was kind of… interested in dressing like a woman. That’s the Michael Cimino we know today, but at the time I didn’t know what his issues were with femininity and all those things. And during Desperate Hours, we started to see him wearing higher heels and fixing his hair like a woman and doing different things, and I said, “Michael, I don’t really want to wear this makeup, I don’t want this hairdo, and I know you’re having me thrust my leg out in this scene like I’m doing a pantyhose commercial, but I’m just a lawyer!” And he would get angry and say, “I don’t want to look at you until you get your hair and makeup on in that trailer. You look like a 12-year-old boy!” And me, in my mid-20s… I did not look like a 12-year-old boy. I thought I looked pretty good! [Laughs.] But I was like, “Okay…” And then I came to the scene with Mickey in the hallway, where I’m springing him and we’re running out of the courthouse, and there was an exchange between the two of us. We asked each other if we loved each other and need each other and that sort of thing, and we kind of nod and get out of there, a one last look because we could be shot, we don’t know what we’re doing. And Michael came in and took the “love” part out of it. He said, “It’s not about love.” And I looked at him and I said, “A woman in my position would not gamble on losing everything for any other reason. She loves this guy.” And he says, “No, you just want to get laid.” I said, “Well, how long do you think it would take a girl like me, who looks like I do here, to have sex with a guy like this?” I mean, it was Mickey. I’m like, “How long do you think it would take, Michael? A second…?” Probably you’re right. Probably it’s a lustful kind of thing that she’s mistaking for love, but that’s something I don’t want to even be conscious of. I want to feel like I’m in love with this man.” And he looked at me and shook his head and said, “No.” And I said, “Okay, here’s the thing: This will be your performance. Because I disagree with you on everything about who this person is. She’s an intellectual. She’s a very wealthy, very successful attorney, and she knows she can get laid. She’s in love with this man. Or she’s confused and she thinks she’s in love with this man, but she’s in a crisis.” And he said, “Actually, the real truth of the story is that you’re really hot, and you just really want to get laid.” [Laughs.] So I said, “Well, then this will be your performance. I will leave my name on the movie, but I can’t take credit. I’ll even ask for line readings.” And, basically, that’s how I did the rest of the film. I can’t really take credit for any of it. I thought it was beautiful, as far as the scenery, and there were pieces of it that I believed in and thought were amazing. But it’s all the director’s movie, not mine. A lot of it didn’t make any sense to me. But I loved working with Sir Anthony Hopkins. We’d sit together at lunch and talk about things. And Mickey and I became great friends. We’ve worked together many times, and I’m one of his favorite actors, oddly enough. He wanted me to do The Wrestler with him, which I couldn’t, because I was working on something else, but he’s one of those actors I adore. But, yeah, it was a very weird experience working on Desperate Hours. But I’d just started dating Mitch at the time, too, so I’ve got those memories in there. He kind of rescued me. [Laughs.]
90210 (2010-2011)—“Laurel Cooper” KL: Well, you know, that was really fun, because I realized that there’s a whole generation of kids who had no connection to me in a contemporary way. So I talked to my agent about doing something that would reach out to the younger audience, and this part came up, and I thought it’d be fun to do something on The CW. It also opened up a whole new cougar era for me. [Laughs.] I had no idea it was such a big character. It was only supposed to be, like, three episodes or something. It was challenging to do television like that. You get new pages in the morning that you’ve already memorized, and then they’re like, “Oh, no, that whole monologue is now this, and then you’re no longer there, you’ll be doing it like this instead. And your character won’t be in this scene, but now you’ve got this.” It was that fast. It certainly prepared me for the work I’m doing now on Magic City, although we’re a little bit more controlled. But doing television is not for sissies. It was definitely fun, though. I had a chance to work really close to where I live, since my character’s house is this great Lloyd Wright house that’s in my neighborhood in Los Feliz, so the commute was literally a few minutes’ bike ride. And I loved working with Gillian Zinser; I felt our storyline was less CW and more real. Her energy and her sort of Venice Beach grooviness, a tomboy and surfer girl. I see girls like that around L.A., but not the characters on 90210. Some of them are the more beloved characters, perhaps, but I just don’t see them. My daughter and I have a very close relationship like Ivy and Laurel had, and it was fun to sort of play my real life on TV, albeit with the cougar-esque aspect added. [Laughs.] But there was nothing too terribly rotten about me. Plus, there were the beautiful young guys. My husband’s like, “Hey! You can work with Stacy Keach, you can work with…” He had a list of guys who he said were okay for me to work with, most of them being around 80. Leslie Nielsen used to be on it. I’m like, “C’mon, Mitch, it’s just acting.”
Mr. Magoo (1997)—“Luanne” KL: The opportunity to work with Leslie Nielsen was one of those that I could not pass up. He delivered, as I would’ve thought. A little bit off-screen, a little bit onscreen, but he was a complete sweetheart and really funny. It was my first encounter with martial-arts filmmaking. We had a Hong Kong filmmaker and, again, I had a team of people working with me on kicks and stunts, and I always try to do as much of that as I can. Jennifer Garner had a couple of scenes in the movie, and I thought she was adorable. When she broke through with [Alias], I said, “I thought there was something about her.” And it was fun. I mean, I got a chance to spend most of a winter in Vancouver, and I’m a skier, so the opportunity to work and ski was great. And Leslie was amazing.
AVC: You mentioned that he delivered off-screen as well as onscreen. Does that mean that you fell victim to his infamous whoopee cushion? KL: Oh, my God, of course. [Laughs.] It was everywhere. Usually I was the victim, with it underneath me, or sometimes it was directed at me. And I think I had 13 different identities in the film—and my sister had cancer and went through chemotherapy—and I had all these amazing human-hair wigs, so I asked production if I could give them to my sister, who was bald. So it was hilarious, because one day she would show up and she’d have, like, a little black China-girl sort of bob, and then long, red curly hair, and then be a platinum blonde. And people were like, “Where do you get those wigs?” So Mr. Magoo was fun for my sister as well as for me.
Miami Vice (1987)—“Lori ‘Blondie’ Swann” KL: Oh, wow. That was amazing. That was kind of my first real meaty TV role. I played a peepshow girl, the bad-girl sister of Penelope Ann Miller, and in real life she was kind of… Penelope’s a pretty sexy, kind of randy actress. She was kind of that girl. I’m kind of a good girl. [Laughs.] So in real life, our personalities are completely different, but I’m drawn the way I’m drawn and she’s drawn the way she’s drawn. She had several boyfriends in the crew and cast, and I was, like, shocked. But I spent time at real peepshow sex performers, watching what they did. It was such a weird world, these girls who would turn it off and on. A lot of them are gay. You always learn something from the characters you play, especially when you enter another world that in real life you might not ever be exposed to. Of course, it’s just a TV show, so they just told me to look like a sexy girl who’s beautiful but bad. It was so much fun to work with the two leads in the show, but Don Johnson and Philip [Michael Thomas], they would literally be watching each other to see who was leaving the trailer first. As a young actor, I was just on set, ready to go, and we would just be waiting and waiting there, and I’d be like, “What’s going on? What are we waiting for?” And the second AD was like, “Ah, it’s just a thing. They both want to be the last one on the set.” And I’m like, “I don’t understand. Why would you want to be the last one on the set? Don’t they want to get here and get to work?” I was just so excited, and it was so much fun. I mean, it’s Miami Vice! It’s a cool show, it’s my first big part. And here we are waiting for these two actors. But he says, “This is what happens when you’ve been acting for awhile. You start doing this kind of stuff to keep it interesting.” It was so weird. But I was so enamored of the two of them because they were just so cool. I remember going to Star Island one night because Don had a dinner party with the cast, which was nice. We had cocktails and dinner, and he brought us out to his big boat. And then all of a sudden, a tour boat comes by with its megaphone: “There’s Don Johnson now! Look, he’s there with his friends!” And this was kind of my first real exposure to what being that kind of star is like. And he turned around and looked at us and said, “It comes by every hour, hour and a half. Same boat, different group of people.” I just thought, “Oh, my God, no wonder he wants to stay in his trailer.” [Laughs.]
White Man’s Burden (1995)—“Marsha Pinnock” KL: Well, Quentin Tarantino… I’m one of Quentin’s girls that he likes. I don’t know if you know, but he has a type, and it’s tall blonde girls. [Laughs.] And he said, “Look, there’s this movie, I think it’s a really cool idea: What if all the black people were white people, and the dominant race was black, and you’d have all these white-trash people…” And I said, “Yeah, that could be pretty cool. But it’s pretty literal, though.” “Yeah, but I think the script is good, and I really want you to do it.” And Desmond Nakano was directing, and he’s a really bright guy, and then it had John Travolta, who I adore, and Harry Belafonte. But it didn’t quite deliver, you know? I don’t know why except that it’s so literal in the storytelling. Also, in the middle of the movie, our dear friend Michael O’Donoghue died of a brain aneurysm. But John stopped production for me and let me go to New York to be with all of our friends, like Bill Murray, and say goodbye to Mr. Mike. The fact that they allowed me to do that and then just come back and pick up where we left off was kind of amazing. I look back on it and I think what a dear guy John is. I just can’t say enough about what an incredibly cool and good-hearted person he is. He really is a lovely human being. And incredibly funny. I wouldn’t say I’m a Method actor, but I keep in character until they say “cut,” and then I go home and I’m Kelly. But when I’m there and I’m working, I’m in a certain emotional place. Not John, though. He’s, like, goofing around and being incredibly funny, making everybody laugh, and then slams right into whatever it is he’s doing when they say, “We’re rolling.” It’s kind of amazing.
AVC: Just as a sidebar, in regards to your connection to Michael O’Donoghue, it’s hard to reconcile that your husband, the man who created Magic City, is also the same man who helped write Mr. Mike’s Mondo Video. KL: Oh, I know. And he’s in it, too! I don’t know if you realized that. In one scene, there’s a guy standing down by an adult-movie theater, and Michael O’Donoghue is up in a window filming him, and he said to Mitch, who’s this 23-year-old guy, “Okay, stand over there in that little area, we’re just gonna film some stuff.” And, of course, it was a gay movie theater, and all these older men kept coming up and propositioning him. [Laughs.] Michael thought it was so funny. Michael was just such a… He was just the most brilliant, funny man I have ever met in my life. And elegant. He was like Tom Wolfe and Sid Vicious in one man, just completely conflicting and contrasting. And hilarious. The world is much more dimly lit without him.
Heaven’s Prisoners (1996)—“Annie Robicheaux” KL: My love affair with New Orleans began there. It was the first time I was in New Orleans for a film, and I knocked off my second of the Baldwin brothers. [Laughs.] I’ve still got Stephen to go, although I feel like I worked with him, because he came down there with Alec. When we were working on Lake Pontchartrain, I had a large houseboat as my dressing facility, and Alec decided he’d be really super-cool and get a cigarette boat, but he didn’t realize he wouldn’t really have a cabin or anywhere to go of significant space. My bitch barge, as I called it, had a pirate flag flying, and I pursued the cigarette boat and puttered along beside them and got them with water balloons so bad. Stephen made T-shirts and everything promising retribution, but I got ’em. It was a fun film to shoot, and great music. I just adore Alec. There was a scene where I was supposed to be crying hysterically, and Alec would suddenly go into a Captain Kirk impression. I was like, “You fucking asshole!” [Laughs.] Which reminds me: My family was so angry at me, because my character gets machined-gunned about a third of the way into the movie, but I didn’t tell my parents about it. I think my dad almost had a heart attack! But it was such a great experience being in New Orleans. It’s too bad that they weren’t able to make an ongoing series of Dave Robicheaux movies, because the books are great, but there was some sort of production mishap, and it just never happened.
The L Word (2004-2009)—“Ivan Aycock” KL: Thank you, one of my favorite characters of all time. The way it came to me is that I’d just finished something heavy and dramatic, and I called my agent up and said, “Look, I want to do something romantic. I never get to do that. I’m always, like, the bad, sexy girl, the one who breaks up the marriage, the evil whatever. I want something romantic, sweet, fun, sexy, light.” “Done.” And I literally got a call later in the day. “Look, something just came our way, and it’s really romantic.” I said, “Great!” “You don’t have to audition or anything, they really want you, they think you can do it. We’re not sure, though, so you might not be sure.” “Send me whatever you’ve got!” And I basically get the sides for what the part is, and I’m like, “Ivan…?” And I called, and I’m like, “What is this?” And they’re like, “You’re a drag king.” “A drag king?” And then I get the full story: “Look, k.d. lang was going to do this part, but apparently she’s Leisha Hailey’s girlfriend, so that can’t happen. So they were just going to get rid of this character, but they want somebody to do it and they think you’re the actress that can pull it off. They have really good hair and makeup people.” And I’m like, “Okay, wait. So she’s, like, a guy? When do I have to do this?” “Well, you have to fly up tomorrow, and then the next day you have to do the drag show.” “Okay, is someone choreographing this?” “Well, no, not really. They’re letting you do that.” I was like, “Wait a minute, but I’m not a drag king, obviously. I don’t know how to do that.” So I took another look at it, and I said, “Okay, who’s the other woman?” “Pam Grier.” “Okay. And her character’s straight.” “Yes.” “But my character’s a lesbian woman who’s identifying as a man who’s in love with a 60-year-old black woman who’s straight.” “Yes.” And I went, “Okay, there will never be an acting challenge ever like this. Done. I’ll do it.” [Laughs.] And then I went, “Fuck!” And off I went to Vancouver. They said, “Here’s the music we’re going to be doing for the drag show, if you want to choreograph something.” I met with the hair and makeup people, who were truly brilliant, and I said to them, “I want to look like Willy DeVille.” I wanted to do Gregg Allman, but I look too much like a girl. It didn’t work. So I was like, “Well, I’m too Tom Petty as it is, so let’s go with Willy DeVille.” [Laughs.] And they were so great, because I was so worried they were going to make me look like Clint Howard, and I would be funny rather than sexy and romantic and all the things I want to be. And they just gave me Halston suits and great hair and makeup. And Pam Grier was completely in for it. I said, “Pam, look, I’m straight.” She’s like, “I know.” Only two girls on that show were actually gay. But I said, “I’m coming at you, I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna pursue you and get you to fall in love with me. And you are gonna do it. And I’m not gonna make you. You just watch.” And she was laughing, but sure enough, it was this romantic, great thing. At one point, I’m singing Leonard Cohen’s “I’m Your Man” to her in a parking garage and dancing her around. It was amazing. I had the best time.
Quentin Tarantino, when he was dating Sofia Coppola, they were in Paris and watching The L Word because I was working with Pam, and he loves Pam. And they see my name in the credits, but they had to rewind. They’re like, “Which one were you?” “I’m Ivan!” These were two people who know me! So I loved it. And all the girls on the show were like, “Can we work with Ivan? I have kind of a little crush on Ivan.” [Laughs.] And I’ll be at a grocery store somewhere, often in L.A., and someone will come up to me and go, “You know, I’m straight, but I really had a crush on Ivan.”
Cocktail (1988)—“Kerry Coughlin” KL: My audition for that was wearing the many and various bikinis, which… I’d say they’re really just strings tied different ways. [Laughs.] No, that was actually a really complicated story about the ’80s and power and money, and it was really re-edited where they completely lost my character’s backstory—her low self-esteem, who her father was, why she was this person that she was—but it was obviously a really successful movie, if not as good as it could’ve been. It was written by the guy who wrote Fort Apache The Bronx [Heywood Gould], and it was a much darker movie, but Disney took it, reshot about a third of it, and turned it into flipping the bottles and this and that. But it was my first really big movie, and I’m making out with Tom Cruise, who is a really good kisser. [Laughs.] And we’re in Jamaica! Again, it was one of those things where I had to pinch myself. I couldn’t believe it. It was a great opportunity to me. And as embarrassed as I was with all those little bikinis, now I’m so glad. I’m all like, “Yep, that’s me. That’s me walking down those stairs with that butt hanging out right in Tom’s face. That is me.” But we had a really great time. And Tom was so much fun, just a ball to work with, both on and off camera. We’d go to bars in Jamaica, listen to music and hang out. Everybody was great. Bryan Brown was there, with his beautiful wife, Rachel Ward. It was a lot of fun with a great group of people, and it was a really successful movie.
Osa (1986)—“Osa” KL: Osa was my very first movie, and I was picked on the streets of New York. At the time, I was still modeling. I was trying not to model, but… Look, I’m a girl from Minneapolis. Someone would call me up, my booker, and say, “You get this much money just to do this for this many hours,” and I would go. And I’d be missing an audition or a class or something I wanted to do for my acting, but I just couldn’t say no. I’ve always been a worker. I’m a union person. Some people feel like they’re artists, and I’ve felt that, but in my heart of hearts, I still feel like I’m a worker. I go to work. So I tried to sabotage myself as a model. I cut my hair really short, like Sting’s, and I dyed it almost white. And, of course, my modeling career took off. [Laughs.] And I was like, “Oh, great. Now I’m doing all sorts of other shit and I’m modeling night and day.” But I was walking around with this little Sting-y, short, androgynous haircut, and a Russian guy comes up to me and says, “Are you an actress?” And I was like, “Yeah…?” Just kind of thinking it would be funny to say that. And he said, “Good, because you’re the person.” And I’m going, “Oh, boy, what is it?” Thinking once again, “This is gonna be porn.” I get a card, and he says, “I want to meet with you. I want to talk to you about this little movie we’re doing in Guaymas, Mexico. It’s Mad Max themed, a futuristic thing.” I said, “Okay…” I had my agent at the modeling agency check it out, and she’s like, “Yeah, they’re really casting a movie.” So I decided I’d meet with them, because I hadn’t done a movie yet. I hadn’t really done anything. But I met with them, and they said, “We want you to do it,” but I said, “Okay, I’m taking acting classes, but…” “Okay, that’s great.” [Laughs.] Casting by hair. So I show up in Guaymas, Mexico, with a Russian director, a Mexican crew, and a French producer. And there are extras who are friends of the producer and director who only speak either French or Russian but don’t speak English, and much of the Mexican crew doesn’t speak English. We’re staying at a Club Med which was kind of off-season, the doors don’t lock, and I’m the only girl. One of the guys in the cast fell in love with me at one point and put his hand through a glass window and cut his wrist and almost died. Literally, he almost bled to death. There just weren’t any girls around, I think, and they were drinking a lot of Mescal and tequila. I, meanwhile, found out about two weeks into the production that I was pregnant with my daughter, and so I go from looking like a kind of androgynous tomboy to having a figure like Marilyn Monroe in a matter of, like, 24 hours. [Laughs.] And, again, I’m the only girl, and there’s no locks on these Club Med doors. I’m, like, shoving chairs under the doorknob. We’d wake up in the morning and go to the set, which was the old Catch-22 set. It was in the middle of Guaymas, Mexico. It was so bizarre. It was like an acid trip. In fact, half the crew was doing acid, which was another weird thing. And I’m, like, not telling anyone I’m pregnant, but they’re saying, “Look, you’ve got to watch your boobs. What are you doing? You’ve got this butt all of a sudden.” And I’m like, “Oh, my God, I’m pregnant, and I can’t even tell anyone!” They paid me $3,000 to do this movie, and as we’d walk out to our van to go to the set, the idiotic Club Med guys were like, “C’mon, why don’t you play volleyball in the pool?” Or, “It’s time for arts and crafts!” It was like a Twilight Zone. But I figure it was a good trial by fire for me, because nothing ever got as weird as Osa. The whole circumstance was so funny. Years later, a friend of mine was in Paris and saw in a shop a big, huge French poster for the movie, with me and my big head, holding a crossbow, and they’d kind of made it look like I wasn’t wearing a shirt, even though I think I was wearing a wife-beater. But I have that poster now, and it’s in my house. A reminder of humility, and of how things began for me with the craziest experience ever. [Laughs.] For me, Osa is literally the weirdest it’s ever gotten.
Drugstore Cowboy (1989)—“Dianne” KL: God, what can I say? I saw the script in my agent’s office—the words Drugstore Cowboy were written on the spine—and I said, “What a cool title! What is that?” And she looked at me and said, “Oh, please. They want Patti Smith. It’s a movie about the early ’70s and drugs, and it’s based on a true story, apparently.” And I said, “Cool! Can I read it?” And my agent rolled her eyes and said, “You’re wasting your time.” But I read it, and I said, “Okay, I’ve got to do this.” And she said, “Yeah, but they’re looking at Patti Smith and Bob Dylan. Do you feel like you’re like Patti Smith?” I was like, “I feel like I could be. I mean, I can be something different than I am.” But I met with one of the producers, and he said, “I think you could do this, and I think this could be good for you.” He seated me next to Gus [Van Sant] at this dinner, and Gus didn’t know he was meeting me, but he’d heard about my name in the mix of things, and we had a great time hanging out together. And then I came in to read for him, and I stayed up the night before all night because everyone was afraid I was way too pretty for this drug addict. But we’re young people. It’s not like drug addicts are exclusively ugly. They’re just… different. And when you’re young, the worst of what’s going to happen to you generally hasn’t happened yet. But we picked scenes and I read with them, but then I asked if I could do one more scene, which was the scene where Dianne comes back and Bob is kind of cleaned up, with that long walk down the hallway, that whole bit where you realize that she’s really in love with him, but she’s an addict. For me, that’s the character. That scene is who that character is. And that’s what got me the part. I think I was the first person that Gus met, so when he got up and said, “Okay, I want you,” the room of producers and people were, like, “Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa… Gus, look, we’ve got a bunch of people we’re meeting, and, Kelly, you were great, but this is just the very, very beginning of the casting process.” And he said, “Yeah, okay.” Then he walked over to me and said, “Okay, so what are you doing in September? You keep it open.” I said, “Uh, yeah, I will.” Then he pulled me out in the hallway and said outright, “I want you.” And he took a picture of me in the T-shirt I was wearing, just a Polaroid and not a real flattering picture, but the kind that looks into your soul, almost. And that was the only time that’s ever happened, where the director just made this decision. And he was effectively an amateur at the time. He had done a 20-minute short before Drugstore Cowboy, and a lot of people were not up for working with a new director, but that’s always my favorite experience, because they’ve got the passion. That person who’s ready to go, who it means that much to, I love working with people like that, especially when they’ve got a handle on the script as well. Bob Yeoman was the cinematographer, who’s now Wes Anderson’s DP, and I worked very closely with him. I loved what he did with the camera in that, the choices they made. I even worked out what kind of cigarettes I smoked. And that walk down the hallway, I said, “Can we film Dianne walking away? Because I have this weird walk that I want her to have.” And he was like, “We really should see it first.” And then he saw it, and he was like, “Oh, man, that’s so great…” [Laughs.] It was so much fun. And we really were laughing a lot. You know, in the part with Heather Graham, where her character dies and we’re trying to shove her up in the attic… The whole thing was crazy. To play people who are medicated, who aren’t really aware of how fucked up their lives are, you’re not in a bad place when you’re playing it, but when you’re watching it, it’s a much heavier experience. When you’re playing someone like that, they’re kind of in denial and pursuing their goals every day and reaching them somewhat, at least as far as getting their fix. So making the film, we were in heaven, all of us. The script that I read, the movie we made, and the movie I saw were all the same thing. And that rarely happens.
AVC: As this conversation has proven repeatedly. KL: [Laughs.] Exactly! They take on a life of their own. But Drugstore Cowboy is what happens when you have a very strong captain of the ship who has a vision that everyone can plug into. Which is why it’s my favorite movie and the best time I ever had.
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Rachel Nichols in Threesome sex scene from Sex and the City (2002)
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Touching 1000 Girls' Boobs In Public : Full Version
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* Lana is into older guys.....
Lana Del Rey turns wild in raunchy new promo
Singing sensation Lana Del Rey is set to get fans hot under the collar after shooting an epic 10-minute music video filled with sexy scenes. The ‘Video Games’ star has snubbed a short promo to showcase her new single ‘Ride’, opting for a lengthy clip which features a band of intimidating Hell's Angels. She is shown simulating sex on a pinball machine in the footage, as well as licking the ear of an older motorbike rider, brandishing a gun, and smoking before jumping on the back of a powerful bike. Providing a voiceover in the footage, she says, "I was always an unusual girl, my mother told me I had a chameleon soul... no fixed personality, just an inner indecisiveness that was as wide and as wavering as the ocean."
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Argentina appoints former erotic soft-core film icon Isabel Sarli as government ambassador A 1960’s icon, Sarli was the first Argentine actress to perform full-frontal nudity on screen and incurred wrath of censors early in her film career appearing in titles like ‘Naked Temptation.’
Isabel Sarli was the first Argentine actress to perform full-frontal nudity on screen.
An Argentine national sex symbol who shot to fame with a series of erotic soft-core films has been appointed to an official position within the country's government.
President Cristina Fernández de Kirchner said Isabel Sarli - the first Argentine actress to perform full-frontal nudity on screen - would be “a true representative of national culture” as its new ambassador.
Her new role is of undersecretary and she will work within the remit of the Ministry of Culture.
Fernández de Kirchner added “It is as much for her acting skills in films as for being considered a popular icon of her day and an emblematic figure of Argentine cinema.”
Argentine actress Isabel Sarli now has a new role. She’ll serve as undersecretary and will work within the remit of the Ministry of Culture.
Sarli, now 77, started her career as a model before winning the prestigious Miss Argentina competition in 1955.
She was spotted by filmmaker Armando Bó and went on to star in some 30 low-level erotic films during the 1960s and 1970s.
Sarli started her career as a model before winning the prestigious Miss Argentina competition in 1955.
With titles such as “Fire, Meat, Love and Sex,” “Naked Temptation” and “Tropical Ecstasy,” she incurred the wrath of censors who dubbed her movies as 'dirty'.
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Boulevard of broken dreams: Artist captures women on society's periphery who moved to Hollywood to find fame and fortune but somehow lost their way
These women moved to Hollywood in pursuit of fame and fortune, with dreams of seeing their faces and names on the silver screen. But what they got was something less, with harsh realities often sending their dreams adrift in the wind. Photographer and artist Lise Sarfati captures these women in haunting detail, often lingering in parking lots or windows, looking into the life that was once within their reach.
Looking in: Malaika, whose bleached locks resemble Hollywood starlet Marilyn Monroe, looking in a window on Sunset Boulevard in 2010; these haunting images were captured by artist Lise Sarfati
Gazing: Vinny Ann was photographed at Hollywood and Highland in 2010
Cigarette break: Emily smokes in front of 2860 Sunset Blvd in 2010
The story is a familiar one – a fresh-faced girl from a small town moves to Los Angeles in hopes of hitting the big time.
There was something about their small town that wasn’t satisfactory, and so they moved away, leaving everything they knew. But somewhere along the line, their dreams fell apart.
She told American Suburb X in an interview with Francois Adragna that the subjects she chose were all women who worked in Hollywood, including ‘saleswomen, dancers, strippers, junkies, fetishists, unknown actresses, out-of-towners, lost…women at the end of their rope.’
Ms Sarfati used Kodachrome 64, the same used in Hollywood movies in the 1940s, to capture these images, giving further poignancy to the collection of 14 photographs, together entitled ‘On Hollywood.’
Hollywood hopes: Ajibike, pictured at 6433 Hollywood Blvd in 2010; the images were all shot in Kodachrome 64, the same used in 1940s Hollywood films
Isolation: Kelly, smoking a cigarette outside of 4306 Beverly Blvd in 2010
Long and winding road: Elisabeth, West 23rd Street, 2010
She said she was inspired by Guy Debord’s concept of ‘psycho-geographical wanderings,’ – that is to say, how location and geography play a role in a person’s own emotion.
The result was snapping her subjects in often isolated areas – a vulnerable blond peering through a window, a raven-haired woman in front of a gentleman’s club staring moodily off into the distance.
Ms Sarfati refers to her subjects as sort of anti-heroes, always at the periphery, and waiting for their big break, which may or may not come. The collection of images, which were taken between 2009 and 2010, has been on display at the Yossi Milo gallery in Manhattan’s gallery district in Chelsea.
Hanging around: A woman named Elisabeth at Sunset Blvd and North Poinsettia, 2010
Grey gardens: Danna, stands in front of a shuttered up building at 6323 Hollywood Blvd in 2010
Cigarettes and coffee: Zee, pictured with her essentials at Fairfax and Willoughby, 2010
23-years old Brazillian model Aline Weber : Matthew Brookes [s/nº Winter 2012]
Building steadily for the past year, assembling a stellar cast including Elizabeth Olsen, Sharlto Copley, Samuel L. Jackson and James Ransone (our of our 10 Undervalued Actors Who Deserve To Get More), production on Spike Lee's remake of Park Chan-Wook's outstanding "Oldboy" finally began in October. However, word since then has been relatively quiet, but leading man Josh Brolin has offered his take on the project and the people surrounding it.
Shilpa Singh was barely five years when beauty queen Sushmita Sen stunned everyone and made her country proud by clinching the Miss Universe title in 1994. Two decades down the line, the same Sushmita Sen has been giving invaluable tips to Bihar-born Shilpa who will be representing India at the Miss Universe contest in Las Vegas on December 19.
